(Winter 1999)

 
Price:
2.95 USD
Pages:
28
Indicia / Colophon Publisher:
East Willis Productions
Brand:
An East Willis Comic
Editing:
Mike Kazeleh
Color:
color cover; black and white interior
Dimensions:
Standard Modern Age US
Binding:
saddle-stitched

Issue Notes

Cover title is "Zorch! Comics." Some of these sequences may have appeared earlier in other publications. They are dated 1997-1999.


["I am not a nut!"] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Colors:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals

Trash Talk (Table of Contents)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Characters:
Uncle Murry

Indexer Notes

Inside front cover. "Editorial" by Uncle Murry, panel cartoon, and indicia.

"Well, Doc...I got this pain right here..." (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals

Chicken Licken and his Pals (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Chicken Licken; Mr. Fox
Synopsis:
Variation on the "sky is falling" fable.

I've Created a Huckster! (Table of Contents)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
humor
Synopsis:
A mad scientist plans to clone giant Elvis Presleys after buying what is claimed to be Elvis's fingernail clippings. The result is not what he expected.
Keywords:
clone; Elvis

Patience, Jackass, Patience (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis:
An impatient man crosses the street against the light, with predictable results.

What's Gone Wrong with the World? (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis:
A follow-up to the previous story, from a different point of view.

Then Again, There's Stella (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Stella
Synopsis:
In a fast food restaurant, a woman hassles a boy for not eating his hamburger.

["Hey Foxie! Look at this!"] (Table of Contents)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Foxie
Synopsis:
A man gets irate when he's called "ignorant." (But he doesn't know what the word means.)

More on the Subject of Baldness... (Table of Contents)

comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
humor
Synopsis:
A man complains about going bald.

More on the Subject of Topics... (Table of Contents)

comic story / 0.67 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis:
A man writes about self-delusion.

[Fix America First] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
humor
Synopsis:
A broken-down backwood house with a beat-up pickup truck beside it. The truck has a "Fix America First" bumper sticker.
Keywords:
bumper sticker; pickup truck

Indexer Notes

Centerfold, one panel.

Hobby Hal and his Helpful Hints (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh [as Heinrich Boltfelloff]
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh [as Heinrich Boltfelloff]
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh [as Heinrich Boltfelloff]
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh [as Heinrich Boltfelloff]

Genre:
satire-parody
Characters:
Hobby Hal
Synopsis:
When a boy has trouble with his model car, Hobby Hal suggests blowing it up with a firecracker.
Keywords:
fireworks; model cars

Indexer Notes

Parody of Henry Boltinoff's "Cap's Hobby Hints" fillers in DC comics.

The Story of Piggly-Wiggly (Table of Contents)

text story / 1.5 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh (hand-lettered)

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Big-Bad Wolf; Piggly Wiggly (supermarket)
Synopsis:
The wolf robs the supermarket, but breaks his hip in the robbery and becomes a millionaire after suing the supermarket.
Keywords:
lawyers; robbery; supermarket

Indexer Notes

Text story with two illustrations.

You Can Lose Up to $8,000,000 in 2 Days (Table of Contents)

text story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
typeset

Genre:
satire-parody
Synopsis:
Parody of "get-rich quick" ads.

Shorty the Dwarf is No More (Table of Contents)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
fantasy-supernatural
Characters:
Shorty the Elf
Synopsis:
An elf gives a nasty toast at the wake of a unpleasant old lady elf.
Keywords:
elf; funeral

Civilians Guide to Chinese Fortune Cookies (Table of Contents)

text story / 0.67 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh [as Doctor Murry]
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh (altered photo)
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh (altered photo)
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
satire-parody
Synopsis:
Parody about fortune cookies.
Keywords:
fortune cookies

Meanwhile--at a Restaurant Down the Street.... (Table of Contents)

comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis:
A woman wants all her food very well done. The waitress asks if she should burn the orange juice, too.
Keywords:
restaurant; waitress

More Jokes About Food! (Table of Contents)

Elwood & Larry / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Elwood; Larry
Synopsis:
Elwood spends the day complaining about food.

Gathering Moss (Table of Contents)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis:
An "over-night success" rock star gives an interview to a music magazine.

A Thousand Ants Dismantling a Caterpillar... (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
humor
Synopsis:
A boy watches ants swarm over the carcass of a caterpillar.

"So...You're sure..it's cancer, huh?" (Table of Contents)

Doctor Myleggé / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Doctor Myleggé
Synopsis:
A doctor uses a metaphor for life being the hand of cards drawn in poker.

Incredible Dustbin o' Values! (Table of Contents)

advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover. Ad for back issues of various comics featuring Mike Kazaleh stories available from Mike Kazaleh, Deland, Fla.

Cashews featuring "Good Ol' Mooseface" (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Mike Kazaleh [as Lipshitz]
Pencils:
Mike Kazaleh [as Lipshitz]
Inks:
Mike Kazaleh [as Lipshitz]
Colors:
Mike Kazaleh
Letters:
Mike Kazaleh

Genre:
satire-parody
Characters:
Mooseface
Synopsis:
A parody of the Peanuts running gag of Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown when he's trying to kick it.
Keywords:
football; Peanuts

Indexer Notes

Back cover. Strip is in Sunday newspaper strip half-page format.