- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Samm Schwartz
- Inks
- Samm Schwartz
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Samm Schwartz
- Editing
- Richard H. Goldwater
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Jughead uses adages to point out that Archie spends all his money on girls. He says he only hangs out with Archie when he's broke, but the girls discover at the end, this is because Jughead borrows what money Archie doesn't spend on girls.
- Reprints
Credits from the reprint in Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #242.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Samm Schwartz
- Inks
- Samm Schwartz
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Samm Schwartz
- Editing
- Richard H. Goldwater
- Genre
- teen
- Reprints
In the original printing, there was a background gag where a boy painted a mustache on a movie poster of a starlet. That gag apparently was removed for this reprinting.