- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Iron Man; Captain America; Vision; Green Goblin; Hulk; Black Panther; Tigra; Cyclops; Wolverine; Vision; Professor Xavier
- Synopsis
- When a drunk Iron Man kills both Green Goblin and his hostage, Captain America schedules an emergency Avengers meeting for tomorrow. Hulk fails to stop him from drinking, and he passes out. Hulk takes his armor to impersonate him at the meeting, but he goes to the wrong one, and Iron Man goes is expelled from the Avengers.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; fumetti; Party of Five; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
One of the Avengers has not been identified yet.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Wolverine; Spider-Man; Storm; Iron Man; Thor; Mr. Fantastic; Nightcrawler; Colossus; Fonzie; Falcon; Red Bird; Vision; Galactus; Human Torch; Professor Xavier; Geordi LeForge; Data; Worf
- Synopsis
- The X-Men host a party. They trade stories. Wolverine makes X-jokes. Cyclops kills Red Bird. Hulk accidentally kills Nightcrawler when he teleports in front of him. Professor Xavier arrives, and yells at them. Suddenly, the crew of the Enterprise arrives and teleports him away. They continue the party.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Artie; cake; fumetti; Leech; Mountain Dew; Pepsi; Riker; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Wesley
Three characters have not been identified.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Chancellor Valorum; Senator Palpatine [Darth Sidious]; Padmé Amidala; Anakin Skywalker (age 10); Spider-Man; Iron Man; Darth Maul; Rune Haako; Nute Gunray; Luke Skywalker; Jar Jar Binks; Wicket; Logray; Chief Chirpa; George Lucas; Zett Jukassa; Batman; Falcon; Aquaman; Thor; Captain America
- Synopsis
- The Republic Senate is in session. Amidala asks the senate for help. Spider-Man says that this movie blows, and reveals that Palpatine is Sidious. Darth Maul tries to kill him. The Wookie’s eat the aliens from E.T. for opposing term limits. Spider-Man continues his tirade against the movie and Luke Skywalker chimes in. When Jar Jar tries to give an explanation, the Ewoks kill him. George Lucas shows how it could be worse by having jedi peeps in Episode II.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Banned Twisted Toyfare Theatre; C-3PO; Chinese food; Episode II The Peeps of Wrath; fumetti; General Zod; Megoville; midi-chlorian; Obi-Won Kenobi; peeps; Qui-Gon Jinn; Tatooine; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
Iron Man replaced Superman in this reprint due to a cease-and-desist letter DC Comics sent Toyfare. However, Batman and Aquaman can be seen in the theater audience at the end.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- Colors
- ? (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Ponch; Jon; Thing; Mr. Fantastic; Human Torch; Invisible Woman; Captain America; Vision; Iron Man; Scarlet Witch; Falcon; Red Wing; Professor Xavier; Cyclops; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Wolverine; Storm; Dr. Strange; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Namor; Black Bolt; Daredevil; Bucky; Thor; Watcher; Tarzan; May Parker; Spock; Negative Zone Alien; Sitting Bull; Kang; Lizard; Red Skull; J. Jonah Jameson; Venom; Green Goblin; Dr. Doom; Mephisto; John Travolta; skrull; Charlon Heston
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man is asleep and fails to answer the door when Ponch and Jon come to arrest him, so they declare him a fugitive from justice. They gather other Megos to help. The various teams end up fighting. Spider-Man comes out to quiet them down, and is arrested. He is put on trail. The judge and prosecution are apes, the jury are villains, and the defense attorney is Daredevil. The cops arrest and bring in two John Travoltas, proving there are skrulls at work, and Spider-Man is innocent. Mr. Fantastic kills them, and Heston comes in and attacks the apes.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; court; Dairy Mart; fastball special; fumetti; Lays; NRA; pepsi; pizza; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
Several characters are not identified, most notably the apes, who are Planet of the Apes characters.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; children; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Boba Fett; Han Solo; Greedo; Tim Murphy; Charlie Brown; gamorrean; Salacious B. Crumb; Leia Organa; Luke Skywalker; Malakili; rancor
- Synopsis
- Before Boba Fett takes Han Solo to Jabba the Hutt, he uses him as a card table, a see-saw, a couch, a tourist attraction, a sled, a chair, a bed, and a suppository.
- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti; George Lucas; GVC; Sideshow; wrestling
Many characters have not been identified yet.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Emperor Palpatine; imperial officer; Darth Vader; Leia Organa; Wicket; Lumat; Chief Chirpa; Warok; Paploo; Logray
- Synopsis
- Emperor Palpatine hosts the Imperial News Network, explaining how he is controlling the releases of Star Wars toys. Luke shows up and asks Vader to throw him down a shaft so he can be the host. Vader does. Luke brings in ewoks.
- Keywords
- action figures; Attica; Darth Vader; fumetti; Luke Skywalker; Sideshow
Some ewoks have not been identified yet.