(2005)

Wizard Entertainment, 2001 Series
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Volume:
6
Price:
12.99 USD; 15.99 CAD
Pages:
108
Indicia frequency:
yearly
Publisher's Age Guidelines:
Not Recommended for All Ages
Indicia / Colophon Publisher:
Gareb Shamus Enterprises, Inc.
Brand:
Wizard
ISBN:
0-9762874-6-3 Search at WorldCat
Barcode:
978097628746951299
Editing:
Patrick McCallum (VP & Editor-in-Chief); Joe Yanarella (Senior Managing Editor); Mel Caylo (Editorial Direction); Andrew Kardon (Executive Editor); Mike Searle (Executive Editor); Zach Oat (Editor); Adam Tracey (Managing Editor); Justin Aclin (Associate Editor); Sean T. Collins (Associate Editor)
Color:
color
Dimensions:
standard modern US
Binding:
softcover
Publishing Format:
graphic novel

["I take North America, fatty gets Eurasia, and Cobra Commander gets Africa."] (Table of Contents)

Dukes of Hazard; He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; G.I. Joe; Lord of the Rings / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Boss Hogg; Skeletor; Cobra Commander; Sauron
Synopsis:
Boss Hogg, Skeletor, Cobra Commander, and Sauron play Risk.
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Risk; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Hit Me Baby One More Time! (Table of Contents)

Fantastic Four / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Dr. Doom; Uatu; Thing; Franklin Richards; Brittany Spears; Dr. Strange; Namor; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Boss Hogg; Green Goblin; Iron Man; Ghost Rider [Fonzie]; Kang the Conquerer; Man-Thing; Punisher; Spider-Man; Thor; Sarge Joseph Getraer; May Parker; Spock; Bucky; Galactus; Professor Xavier
Synopsis:
When Uatu warns Thing Doom may be up to something at the mall, Thing goes and takes Franklin. They crush Brittany Spears with the Fantasticar. The Defenders have locked their keys in the car and Iron Man beats up a busboy he thinks is the Mandarin. Hulk blows out Ghost Rider's flame. No one wants Doom's signature. Franklin bursts into flames when he touches Man-Thing.

There is a line to meet Brittany Spears, but she is dead, so Thing puts on a wig and pretends to be her. Aunt May cuts and Punisher beats her up.
Keywords:
action figures; Barnes and Noble; Chinese food; Chuck E. Cheese; Cinnabun; Defender's Van; Digimon; Fantasticar; frozen yogurt; fumetti; mall; Mandarin; MTV; pizza; Reed Richards; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

The Hunt for Red Ork-Tober (Table of Contents)

photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum (Head Writer); Tom Root (Head Writer); Zach Oat (Head Writer); Rob Bricken (Contributing Writer); Adam Patyk (Contributing Writer); Jon Gutierrez (Contributing Writer); Justin Aclin (Contributing Writer)
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset
Editing:
Doug Goldstein; Matt Senreich

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Iron Man; Captain America; Fin Fang Foom; Scarlet Witch; Thor; Vision; Visionaries; Spider-man; Hawkeye; Skeletor; Clamp Jaw; Orko; Punisher; Bucky; AllStar Seaworthy; Casey; Tooter; Dimmy; Marchall Bravestarr; Cheer Bear
Synopsis:
The Avengers are about to fight Fin Fang Foom, only to discover t he Quinjet is gone.

Elsewhere, Spider-man and Hawkeye start a hunting trip at Skeletor's game reserve. The hunt Orko, kill Snorks, and are attacked by Cheer Bear. Orko saves him, but they kill him anyway.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Care Bear stare; fumetti; game hunting; Quinjet; Snorks; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

You Got Served! (Table of Contents)

G.I. Joe / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Snake Eyes; Timber; Polly; Shipwreck; Destro; Cobra Commander; Scarlett; Duke; Zartan; Lady Jaye
Synopsis:
When they are denied entrance into Destro's restaurant, Shipwreck and Snake Eyes pretend to be dancers. Destro is about to kick them out, but lets them stay because they are good. Duke's group enters, and Scarlett picks an animal to eat, but is attacked by it's dad. Flint hallucinates. Polly poops on Destro's head and demands brown M&Ms.
Keywords:
crème brûléel; dancing; M&Ms; screenshots; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

Several characters have not been identified yet.

Cobra Commander Beyond Terrordome (Table of Contents)

G.I. Joe / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset
Editing:
Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein

Characters:
Cobra Commander; Detro; Baroness; Zartan; Roadblock; Shipwreck; Serpentor; Buzzer; Ripper; Torch; Snake Eyes; Skeletor; He-Man; Tomax; Xamot; Major Bludd; Mindbender
Synopsis:
Cobra Commander is woken up in the middle of the night my Destro and the Baroness playing tennis. He steals Bludd's sandwich and reads Toyfare. He plays with the weather dominator, messing up the weather for the Joes. Serpentor beets him at Scrabble. He tries on different hats, yells at the Dreadnoks for doing donuts in the yard, and flips off Snake Eyes. He watches Trading Spaces and falls asleep on the couch. Tomax and Xamot use the opportunity to draw on his mask.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; fourth wall; fumetti; motorcycles; prank; Scrabble; tennis; Trading Spaces; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

These Boots Were Made for Daywalkin'! (Table of Contents)

Blade / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Count Chocula; Blade [Wesley Snipes]; Frankenberry; Moebius; Morpheus; Morbius; Eddie Munster; Vladimir Dracula; The Count; Oscar the Grouch
Synopsis:
Blade kills Count Chocula. He goes after Morbius, first mistaking Moebius and Morpheus for him. Morbius escapes out the bathroom window. Blade kills Vladimir Dracula. He chops off The Count's puppeteer's hand, and then his head. He decapitates Oscar the Grouch too.
Keywords:
"Art of War"; "Demolition Man"; "Drop Zone"; "Money Train"; "Rising Sun"; "White Men Can't Jump"; action figures; Cocoa Puff; Daily Bugle; fumetti; M&M's; Taco Bell; toilet; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Willie Mayes Hayes

Deleted Scenes: Episode III (Table of Contents)

Star Wars / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Mace Windu; Plo Koon; Adi Gallia; Emperor Palpatine; Mittens [Darth Mittens]
Synopsis:
Mace Windu, Plo Koon, and Adi Gallia go to arrest Palpatine. He tries to get stop them, but his cat has taken his lightsaber. They arrest him, and Windu kicks Mittens into lava. Mittens arises as Darth Mittens.
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; lightsaber; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

The Daredevil's Advocate (Table of Contents)

Daredevil / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Jennifer Walters [She-Hulk]; Richard Moll; Ben Affleck; Dave Quintesson; Stan Lee; Karen Page; Nightcrawler; Mephisto; Mysterio; Baron Zemo; Green Goblin; Red Skull; Whirlwind; Tarantula; Spider-Man;
Synopsis:
Daredevil finally gets his audio descriptive copy of the Daredevil movie. He sues Ben Affleck for character defamation. Jennifer Walters defends Affleck, the judge is Quinetesson, and the jury is various Marvel villains. Stan Lee, Karen Page, and Spider-Man are called as witnesses. Murdock calls Daredevil as witness, but is constantly changing, badly, where the entire courtroom can see him. The judge sides with Murdock, and then, because she lost, She-Hulk rips Affleck in half, which reveals that he is a robot. Daredevil uses the money to film a porn movie.
Keywords:
"Good Will Hunting"; action figures; Chuck Austen; Elektra; fumetti; Jennifer Garner; Juggernaut; Kingpin; porn; Reindeer Games"; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Indecent Proposal (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Inks:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Colors:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
screenshots; Slideshow

Dude, Where's My Thor? (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Thor / photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Nobody Does it Vader (Table of Contents)

Star Wars / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Going to Extremes! (Table of Contents)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Leonardo; Donatello; Michelangelo; Splinter; Rafael; Shredder
Synopsis:
The Turtles are suppose to be fighting Shredder, but are too distracted being extreme.
Reprints:
Keywords:
scooters; screencaps; Slideshow; TiVo; tricycle

Indexer Notes

This comic is screenshots of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cartoon with different dialogue added.

Seder-Masochism (Table of Contents)

photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Annoy All Monsters! (Table of Contents)

Godzilla / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Keep it on the Download (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Daredevil / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Felicia Hardy; May Parker
Synopsis:
Daredevil uses his superpowers to find teenagers illegally downloading music. He kicks Spider-Man in the kidney because he was one of those teenagers. He then represents him in court, but Peter Parker is convicted.
Reprints:
Keywords:
Jay-Z; Michael Jackson; porn; screencaps; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

This comic is screenshots of the Spider-Man cartoon with different dialogue added.

International Hose of M (Table of Contents)

photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Daredevil Buys a Car (Table of Contents)

Daredevil / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Sith Sandwich (Table of Contents)

photo story / 9 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Herbal Remedies (Table of Contents)

Wheeled Warriors / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Inks:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Colors:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Keywords:
screenshots; Slideshow
Editing
This Issue is currently being edited by Katie (since 2015-05-23, last edit 2015-05-23)

Table of Contents

  1. 0. ["I take North America, fatty gets Eurasia, and Cobra Commander gets Africa."]
    Dukes of Hazard; He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; G.I. Joe; Lord of the Rings
  2. 1. Hit Me Baby One More Time!
    Fantastic Four
  3. 2. The Hunt for Red Ork-Tober
  4. 3. You Got Served!
    G.I. Joe
  5. 4. Cobra Commander Beyond Terrordome
    G.I. Joe
  6. 5. These Boots Were Made for Daywalkin'!
    Blade
  7. 6. Deleted Scenes: Episode III
    Star Wars
  8. 7. The Daredevil's Advocate
    Daredevil
  9. 8. Indecent Proposal
    Spider-Man
  10. 9. Dude, Where's My Thor?
    Spider-Man; Thor
  11. 10. Nobody Does it Vader
    Star Wars
  12. 11. Going to Extremes!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  13. 12. Seder-Masochism
  14. 13. Annoy All Monsters!
    Godzilla
  15. 14. Keep it on the Download
    Spider-Man; Daredevil
  16. 15. International Hose of M
  17. 16. Daredevil Buys a Car
    Daredevil
  18. 17. Sith Sandwich
  19. 18. Herbal Remedies
    Wheeled Warriors
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