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(2005)

Wizard Entertainment, 2001 Series
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Volume:
6
Price:
12.99 USD; 15.99 CAD
Pages:
108
Indicia frequency:
yearly
Publisher's Age Guidelines:
Not Recommended for All Ages
Indicia / Colophon Publisher:
Gareb Shamus Enterprises, Inc.
Brand:
Wizard
ISBN:
0-9762874-6-3 Search at WorldCat
Barcode:
9780976287469 51299
Editing:
Patrick McCallum (VP & Editor-in-Chief); Joe Yanarella (Senior Managing Editor); Mel Caylo (Editorial Direction); Andrew Kardon (Executive Editor); Mike Searle (Executive Editor); Zach Oat (Editor); Adam Tracey (Managing Editor); Justin Aclin (Associate Editor); Sean T. Collins (Associate Editor)
Color:
color
Dimensions:
standard modern US
Binding:
softcover
Publishing Format:
graphic novel

["I take North America, fatty gets Eurasia, and Cobra Commander gets Africa."] (Table of Contents)

Dukes of Hazard; He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; G.I. Joe; Lord of the Rings / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Boss Hogg; Skeletor; Cobra Commander; Sauron
Synopsis:
Boss Hogg, Skeletor, Cobra Commander, and Sauron play Risk.
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; Risk; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Hit Me Baby One More Time! (Table of Contents)

Fantastic Four / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Dr. Doom; Uatu; Thing; Franklin Richards; Brittany Spears; Dr. Strange; Namor; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Boss Hogg; Green Goblin; Iron Man; Ghost Rider [Fonzie]; Kang the Conquerer; Man-Thing; Punisher; Spider-Man; Thor; Sarge Joseph Getraer; May Parker; Spock; Bucky; Galactus; Professor Xavier
Synopsis:
When Uatu warns Thing Doom may be up to something at the mall, Thing goes and takes Franklin. They crush Brittany Spears with the Fantasticar. The Defenders have locked their keys in the car and Iron Man beats up a busboy he thinks is the Mandarin. Hulk blows out Ghost Rider's flame. No one wants Doom's signature. Franklin bursts into flames when he touches Man-Thing.

There is a line to meet Brittany Spears, but she is dead, so Thing puts on a wig and pretends to be her. Aunt May cuts and Punisher beats her up.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Barnes and Noble; Chinese food; Chuck E. Cheese; Cinnabun; Defender's Van; Digimon; Fantasticar; frozen yogurt; fumetti; mall; Mandarin; MTV; pizza; Reed Richards; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

The Hunt for Red Ork-Tober (Table of Contents)

photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum (Head Writer); Tom Root (Head Writer); Zach Oat (Head Writer); Rob Bricken (Contributing Writer); Adam Patyk (Contributing Writer); Jon Gutierrez (Contributing Writer); Justin Aclin (Contributing Writer)
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset
Editing:
Doug Goldstein; Matt Senreich

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Iron Man; Captain America; Fin Fang Foom; Scarlet Witch; Thor; Vision; Visionaries; Spider-man; Hawkeye; Skeletor; Clamp Jaw; Orko; Punisher; Bucky; AllStar Seaworthy; Casey; Tooter; Dimmy; Marchall Bravestarr; Cheer Bear
Synopsis:
The Avengers are about to fight Fin Fang Foom, only to discover t he Quinjet is gone.

Elsewhere, Spider-man and Hawkeye start a hunting trip at Skeletor's game reserve. The hunt Orko, kill Snorks, and are attacked by Cheer Bear. Orko saves him, but they kill him anyway.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Care Bear stare; fumetti; game hunting; Quinjet; Snorks; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

You Got Served! (Table of Contents)

G.I. Joe / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the G.I. Joe cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Snake Eyes; Timber; Polly; Shipwreck; Destro; Cobra Commander; Scarlett; Duke; Zartan; Lady Jaye
Synopsis:
When they are denied entrance into Destro's restaurant, Shipwreck and Snake Eyes pretend to be dancers. Destro is about to kick them out, but lets them stay because they are good. Duke's group enters, and Scarlett picks an animal to eat, but is attacked by it's dad. Flint hallucinates. Polly poops on Destro's head and demands brown M&Ms.
Reprints:
Keywords:
crème brûléel; dancing; M&Ms; screenshots; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

Several characters have not been identified yet.

Cobra Commander Beyond Terrordome (Table of Contents)

G.I. Joe / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset
Editing:
Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein

Characters:
Cobra Commander; Detro; Baroness; Zartan; Roadblock; Shipwreck; Serpentor; Buzzer; Ripper; Torch; Snake Eyes; Skeletor; He-Man; Tomax; Xamot; Major Bludd; Mindbender
Synopsis:
Cobra Commander is woken up in the middle of the night my Destro and the Baroness playing tennis. He steals Bludd's sandwich and reads Toyfare. He plays with the weather dominator, messing up the weather for the Joes. Serpentor beets him at Scrabble. He tries on different hats, yells at the Dreadnoks for doing donuts in the yard, and flips off Snake Eyes. He watches Trading Spaces and falls asleep on the couch. Tomax and Xamot use the opportunity to draw on his mask.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; fourth wall; fumetti; motorcycles; prank; Scrabble; tennis; Trading Spaces; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

These Boots Were Made for Daywalkin'! (Table of Contents)

Blade / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Count Chocula; Blade [Wesley Snipes]; Frankenberry; Moebius; Morpheus; Morbius; Eddie Munster; Vladimir Dracula; The Count; Oscar the Grouch
Synopsis:
Blade kills Count Chocula. He goes after Morbius, first mistaking Moebius and Morpheus for him. Morbius escapes out the bathroom window. Blade kills Vladimir Dracula. He chops off The Count's puppeteer's hand, and then his head. He decapitates Oscar the Grouch too.
Reprints:
Keywords:
"Art of War"; "Demolition Man"; "Drop Zone"; "Money Train"; "Rising Sun"; "White Men Can't Jump"; action figures; Cocoa Puff; Daily Bugle; fumetti; M&M's; Taco Bell; toilet; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Willie Mayes Hayes

Deleted Scenes: Episode III (Table of Contents)

Star Wars / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Mace Windu; Plo Koon; Adi Gallia; Emperor Palpatine; Mittens [Darth Mittens]
Synopsis:
Mace Windu, Plo Koon, and Adi Gallia go to arrest Palpatine. He tries to get stop them, but his cat has taken his lightsaber. They arrest him, and Windu kicks Mittens into lava. Mittens arises as Darth Mittens.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; fumetti; lightsaber; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

The Daredevil's Advocate (Table of Contents)

Daredevil / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Jennifer Walters [She-Hulk]; Richard Moll; Ben Affleck; Dave Quintesson; Stan Lee; Karen Page; Nightcrawler; Mephisto; Mysterio; Baron Zemo; Green Goblin; Red Skull; Whirlwind; Tarantula; Spider-Man;
Synopsis:
Daredevil finally gets his audio descriptive copy of the Daredevil movie. He sues Ben Affleck for character defamation. Jennifer Walters defends Affleck, the judge is Quinetesson, and the jury is various Marvel villains. Stan Lee, Karen Page, and Spider-Man are called as witnesses. Murdock calls Daredevil as witness, but is constantly changing, badly, where the entire courtroom can see him. The judge sides with Murdock, and then, because she lost, She-Hulk rips Affleck in half, which reveals that he is a robot. Daredevil uses the money to film a porn movie.
Reprints:
Keywords:
"Good Will Hunting"; "Reindeer Games"; action figures; Chuck Austen; Elektra; fumetti; Jennifer Garner; Juggernaut; Kingpin; porn; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Indecent Proposal (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Inks:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Colors:
? (screenshots from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Kingpin; Doctor Octopus; Spider-Man; J. Jonah Jameson
Synopsis:
Doctor Octopus tries to get Kingpin and J. Jonah Jameson to pay him money not to kill Spider-Man. When that fails, he sells him to Kingpin as a meal.
Reprints:
Keywords:
ransom; screenshots; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

This comic is screenshots of the 1994 Spider-man cartoon with different dialogue added.

Dude, Where's My Thor? (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Thor / photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Loki; Spider-Man; Thing; Black Bolt; Rainbow Brite; Fandral; Hogun; Volstagg; Doctor Doom; Odin; Beta Ray Bill; Thor; Surtur; Gandolf; Hulk; Moon Knight
Synopsis:
Loki changes Spider-Man's speed dial so instead of ordering pizza, he calls Black Bolt. To get Loki to leave him alone, Spider-Man agrees to help him find Thor. They travel to Asgard, and are propositioned by Rainbow Brite. The Warriors Three are spitting on Doom's sandwich. Thor is attacked by frogs that look like Thor. They find Odin, who embarrasses Loki. When Spider-Man offends him, he curses him to be a mortal doctor. They track Thor down, but mistake Beta Ray Bill before finding him. Spider-Man promises to include him again, and Loki is eaten by Surtur.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Asgard; Balder; burritos; fumetti; Junior Mints; Rainbow Bridge; Reed Richards; sandwich; Skittles; Smurfs; The Apprentice; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Nobody Does it Vader (Table of Contents)

Star Wars / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Stormtrooper; Sandtrooper; Scout Trooper; Snow Trooper; Emperor's Royal Guard; Average Moff Piett; Ariq Joanson; Darth Vader; Anakin Skywalker (child); C3-PO; Anakin Skywalker (teenager); Commander Kruge; Worf; Gowron; Anakin Skywalker (senior citizen); Oola; Shakka; Theelin; Lando Calrissian; Nien Nunb
Synopsis:
The troopers meet at the Mos Eisley Cantina, and get in a bar fight with the Emperor's Royal Guard. As punishment, Piett sends them to Genesis to find Vader, who's TIE fighter went down there.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; feminine products; fumetti; Genesis; Indiana Jones; M&M; Richardo Montalban; sarlacc pit; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Going to Extremes! (Table of Contents)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Leonardo; Donatello; Michelangelo; Splinter; Rafael; Shredder
Synopsis:
The Turtles are suppose to be fighting Shredder, but are too distracted being extreme.
Reprints:
Keywords:
scooters; screencaps; Slideshow; TiVo; tricycle

Indexer Notes

This comic is screenshots of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cartoon with different dialogue added.

Seder-Masochism (Table of Contents)

photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Human Torch; Magneto; Mr. Fantastic; Thing; Invisible Woman; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Elsie Grimm; Daniel Grimm; Spirit of Judaism; Vulture; Professor X; Leonard Nimoy; William Shatner; Nichelle Nichols; Moon Knight; Sabra; Elijah Wood; Kitty Pryde; Rama-Tut; Moses; Doctor Strange; Sauron
Synopsis:
The Thing decides to explore this Jewish heritage to get out of helping clean-up. The Spirit of Judaism arrives to help him hold a Passover Seder. He fires a Star of David flare. Magneto, Nimoy, and Shatner show up. So do Moon Knight and Sabra, who brought wine. Elijah Wood drinks the wine for the prophet Elijah. Shatner reads the Passover story. Thing goes back in time and punches Rama-Tut. Doctor Strange kills the Spirit of Judaism, and feels guilty. Elijah mistakes the Human Torch for Sauron.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Eye of Afamotto; fumetti; Judaism; Macaulay Culkin; Passover Seder; Scorpion King; Star of David; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wine; yarmulke

Annoy All Monsters! (Table of Contents)

Godzilla / photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Godzilla; Gamera; Mothra; Ghidora; Mecha-Gojira
Synopsis:
Godzilla wakes up and heads to Tokyo. He and Gamera hang out, not realizing the people are attacking them. Gamera's girlfriends tell him to pick up milk on the way home. Mothra comes over, and they convince him to fly into the sun. They call up Ghidora, but it's too confusing to talk to all his heads at once. Mecha-Gojira attacks. They think he's a malfunctioning toy and accidentally break him. They both head out, and the people think they are saved, until Godzilla cannonballs into the ocean and causes a tsunami.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; beer; Biolante; fighter jets; fumetti; laser cannon; mass suicide; roaming; Sharper Image; sweater; tsunami; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Keep it on the Download (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Daredevil / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Inks:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Colors:
? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Felicia Hardy; May Parker
Synopsis:
Daredevil uses his superpowers to find teenagers illegally downloading music. He kicks Spider-Man in the kidney because he was one of those teenagers. He then represents him in court, but Peter Parker is convicted.
Reprints:
Keywords:
Jay-Z; Michael Jackson; porn; screencaps; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

This comic is screenshots of the Spider-Man cartoon with different dialogue added.

International Hose of M (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Avengers / photo story / 8 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Hulk; Spider-Man; Firestar; Speedball; Iron Lad; Hulkling; Captain America; May Parker; Jarvis; Ben Parker; Iron Man; Iron Fist; Power Man; Sentry; Brian Michael Bendis; Spider-Woman; Scarlet Witch; Hawkeye; Ant-Man; Jack of Hearts; Vision; She-Hulk; Dark Phoenix; Malice; Wolverine
Synopsis:
When Hulk burns down his house, Spider-Man looks for a new team (and new home). He He decides against the New Warriors and Young Avengers, and settles on the New Avengers. Captain America shows him around. Aunt May is sleeping with Jarvis. Spider-Man makes Sentry cry. He meets Brian Michael Bendis and Spider-Woman. Scarlet Witch starts destroying the place due to PMS. She knocks over the vending machine and beats up Iron Fist, Power Man, and Brian Michael Bendis. They give her a Midol. Unfortunately, She-Hulk, Dark Phoenix, and Malice attack, and they only have one pill left.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Daily Bugle; dalmatian; fumetti; Human Torch; Midol; Miracleman; Mountain Dew; Namor; Night Thrasher; PMS; Ray Brower; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Indexer Notes

One of the reserve Avengers is unidentified.

Daredevil Buys a Car (Table of Contents)

Daredevil / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Daredevil; Mario
Synopsis:
Daredevil decides to buy a car. First he goes to a butcher shop. When he gets to a car dealership, he is tricked into buying a blue car when he wants a red one. He pays with money he got from King Pin, only to find out it is Monopoly money. He crashes through the windshield.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Blockbuster Video; fumetti; Mario's Butcher Shop; Monopoly; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Sith Sandwich (Table of Contents)

Spider-Man; Hulk; Star Wars / photo story / 9 pages (report information)

Script:
Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Kardon; Chris Ward
Pencils:
? (photo)
Inks:
? (photo)
Colors:
? (photo)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Spider-Man; Hulk; Leader; R2-D2; Anakin Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; General Grievous; Palpatine; Padmé Amidala; Mace Windu; Johnny Conehead; Yoda; Chewabacca; Han Solo; Boga; Nute Gunray; Passel Argente; Shu Mai; Ki-Adi-Mundi; Agen Kolar ; Aayla Secura; Jedi Abraham Lincoln; Adi Gallia; Bail Organa; Luke Skywalker; Leia Organa; Superman
Synopsis:
Hulk begs Spider-Man to take him to see Revenge of the Sith.

R2-D2 fights robots, Anakin and Obi-Wan get stuck in an elevator and then stop General Grievous, and Padmé tells Anakin she's pregnant. Mace Windu admits Anakin into the council, but makes fun of him. Yoda meets with Chewabacca, Han Solo, and a young Millennium Falcon. Obi-Wan kills Grievous after he kills Boga. Palpatine tells Anakin to kill kids and orders the stormtroopers to kill the Jedi. Obi-Wan maims Anakin. Padmé dies of a broken heart and Yoda hates kids.

Spider-Man goes to the JLA for a mind-wipe.
Reprints:
Keywords:
action figures; Adi Gallia; Batman Begins; bronchitis; chicken; Clone Wars cartoon; Darth Maul; elevator; Fandango; fumetti; Funyuns; Junior Mints; Kashyyk; Kevin Smith; nachos; Order 66; Order 69; popcorn; Qui-Gon Jin; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Indexer Notes

This is the third and final installment of Twisted Toyfare Theatre's series of characters seeing the Star Wars prequels.

As DC has banned their characters from appearing, only Superman's cape and the "J" in "JLA" appear at the end.

Herbal Remedies (Table of Contents)

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Inks:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Colors:
? (screenshots from the Wheeled Warrior cartoon)
Letters:
Typeset

Genre:
humor
Characters:
Audric; Oon; Saw Boss; Jayce; Herc Stormsailor; Gillian; Flora
Synopsis:
Oon is bored, so Audric and him do drugs. When they find out they have the wrong plant, they try to stop Jayce and Herc from using it. They are too late, and Jayce crashes his car, killing them all.
Reprints:
Keywords:
drugs; Eternian Gold; Scooby Snack; screenshots; Slideshow

Indexer Notes

The name of this sequence is taken from the index page.

Editing

Table of Contents

  1. 0. ["I take North America, fatty gets Eurasia, and Cobra Commander gets Africa."]
    Dukes of Hazard; He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; G.I. Joe; Lord of the Rings
  2. 1. Hit Me Baby One More Time!
    Fantastic Four
  3. 2. The Hunt for Red Ork-Tober
  4. 3. You Got Served!
    G.I. Joe
  5. 4. Cobra Commander Beyond Terrordome
    G.I. Joe
  6. 5. These Boots Were Made for Daywalkin'!
    Blade
  7. 6. Deleted Scenes: Episode III
    Star Wars
  8. 7. The Daredevil's Advocate
    Daredevil
  9. 8. Indecent Proposal
    Spider-Man
  10. 9. Dude, Where's My Thor?
    Spider-Man; Thor
  11. 10. Nobody Does it Vader
    Star Wars
  12. 11. Going to Extremes!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  13. 12. Seder-Masochism
  14. 13. Annoy All Monsters!
    Godzilla
  15. 14. Keep it on the Download
    Spider-Man; Daredevil
  16. 15. International Hose of M
    Spider-Man; Avengers
  17. 16. Daredevil Buys a Car
    Daredevil
  18. 17. Sith Sandwich
    Spider-Man; Hulk; Star Wars
  19. 18. Herbal Remedies
    Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
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