- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Robert Bricken; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
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- Editing
- Matthew Senreich; Doug Goldstein
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Morpheus; Hulk; Thing; Bucky; Scarlet Witch; Lizard; secretary; Cookie Monster
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man is awoken by mysterious messages, but he ignores them. Morpheus arrives to tell him about the Matrix, but he takes the blue pill. Hulk then takes the red pill and is sucked away. Morpheus persists with Spider-Man, knocking over the walls and showing him the real world: the Toyfare offices. He introduces him to the other freedom fighters, then takes him to the Oracle: Cookie Monster. The freedom fighters battle for freedom by sabotaging the Toyfare staff office. The staff kicks them out, Morpheus is killed, and Spider-Man returns. Elsewhere, Hulk is now the new editor.
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- Keywords
- action figures; apocalyptic future; cookie; copyright infringement; fourth wall; Fritos; fumetti; Jamie Lee Curtis; Northstar; Paul Reubens; Twisted Toyfare Theater; wheatcakes
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
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- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Jacob Marley; Ebenezer Scrooge; Uatu; Black Bolt; Sauromon; Treebeard; Samwise Gamgee; Frodo Baggins; John Boy Walton; John Walton Sr.; Olivia Walton; Zebulon Tyler Walton; Billyl Claus; Optimus Prime; Moonracer; Rodimus; Galvatron; Perceptor; Jazz; Bumblebee; Megatron; Lindsay Lohan; May Parker; James Bond; Auric Goldfinger; Borg; Predators; Linus; Charlie Brown; Lucy; Peppermint Patty; Marcie; Sally; Hermey; Boss Elf; Allstar Seaworthy; Dimmy Finster; Casey; Tooter; Galactus
- Synopsis
- Uatu and Black Bolt take the readers on a tour of how people on different Earths as well as plants are celebrating Christmas. Treebeard is a Christmas tree, John Boy kills his father, children give presents to Claus, Rodimus tries to kill himself, and Lindsay Lohan gets lingerie. The Snorks freeze to death, Aunt May morns Uncle Ben, Bond and Goldfinger spend the holidays together, the Predators are Jewish, the Borg trade swatches, and Kubricks give gifts. The Peanuts point out to Linus they go to a public school. Meanwhile, Galactus has been eating the Earth.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Ben Parker; Christmas; dreidel; fumetti; Hanukkah; iPod; Lincoln Logs; lingerie; menorah; Se7en; separation of church and state; swatch; TV; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; XBox
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- Genre
- humor; adventure
- Characters
- Walter Donovan; Voldemort; Kool-Aid Man; Indiana Jones
- Synopsis
- Donovan dies after drinking from the wrong grail. The German soldiers try other cups. One turns into a blueberry. One shrinks. The last one drinks Kool-Aid, and then is attacked by the Kool-Aid Man.
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- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti; Holy Grail; Kool-Aid; Nazis; portkey; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; World War II
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
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- Genre
- humor; sword and sorcery
- Characters
- Beast Man; Skeletor; Skinkor; He-Man; Mekaneck; Clawful; Ram Man; Jitsu; Cringer; Faker; Stratos; Zodac; Sy-Clone; Moss Man; Roboto; Spout Spout; Buzz-Off; Man-At-Arms; Trap Jaw; Fisto; She-Ra; Evil Lynn; Teela; Sorceress; Hotchi-Mothci; Orko; Grizzlor; Quicksilver
- Synopsis
- He-Man's fraternity torments Sigma Masta Beta fraternity. They scare them, making Stinkor spray them all. They put Nair in Beast Man's shampoo. They boil and eat Clawful. Skeletor decides to get them back. They kidnap Cringer, but he kills Jitsu. They have Trap Jaw infiltrate as a pledge, but bad things happen to him. They spy on the sorority and Hotchi-Hotchi ends up seeing Orko naked. They are about to give up when they find out that He-Man's fraternity caught fire and burned down, killing everyone.They are happy, until the Silverhawk frat starts messing with them.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Dean King Randor; Fake Randor; fraternities; fumetti; Magic the Gathering; Nair; pledging; sexual assault; Signma Masta Beta; Silverhawks; sorority; Tina Fey; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
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- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Peregrin Took; Gandalf; Boromir; rave troll; Frodo Baggins; Samwise Gamgee; Legolas; Gimli
- Synopsis
- The Fellowship of the Ring are attacked by a rave troll. He hits Boromir with his glow stick and holds Legolas. He eventually overheats and falls over.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Deleted Scenes; ecstasy; fumetti; glow stick; pacifier; troll; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; water bottle
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
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- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Sandtrooper; Snow Trooper; Ree-Yees; R2-Q5; Scout Trooper; Mouse Droid; Interrogation Droid; Average Moff Piett; Flu Shot/Torture Droid; Commander Adama; Apollo; Prince Xizor; Lumat; Jar-Jar Binks; Teebo; Rugor Nass; Wicket; Dex; Twiki; Imperial Sentinel; Thrawn; Chewbacca; Wilford Brimley; Luuke; Mara Jade; Alien; Darth Vader
- Synopsis
- The troopers are shooting a recruitment video, but quit when asked to milk a dewback. They make Vader droids. They are sent on a mission to drop-off characters to the expanded universe. They arrive, are greeted by Xizor, and drop-off Lumat, Jar-Jar Binks, Teebo, Rugor Nass, Wicket, Dex, and Twiki. They dine on Ewok. They pick up a robot they are suppose to bring back. They realize it could replace them all and so dump it out the airlock.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Babylon 5; Battlestar Galactica; brownies; clone; commercial; cyclons; dewback; Ewoks; Expanded Universe; Farscape; Firefly; fumetti; Imperial Shuttle; Muppets; pancakes; soylent green; Temple of Tm'thy Z'Ahn; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wampa; Xande Nivrs
Some characters may not be identified.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
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- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Samwise Gamgee; Aragorn; Frodo Baggins; Gandalf; Sauron; Mouth of Sauron; oompa-loompa; Willy Wonka; Gothmog; Andy Dick; Arnold Jackson; Philip Drummond; Oz; Gary Oldman [Sirius Black]; Lutz; Anakin Skywalker; Count Dooku [Sarumon]; Wormtongue; Arwen; Ringwraiths
- Synopsis
- Sauron is trying to find Frodo. The Mouth of Sauron thinks he found him, but it is really an oompa-loompa. Gothmog gives a battle report and turns over Andy Dick. The Ringwraiths bring him Arnold Jackson. Sauron's eye needs some Visine. The crows poop on him and a Jehovah's Witness comes by. Oz's floating head visits. Dementors drop-off Gary Oldman, and they watch Revenge of the Sith together, until Sauron recognizes Dooku as Sarumon. He tries to call him, but he dies. When he tries to contact the Ringwraiths, he alerts the Fellowship to their presence, and allows them to be beaten.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- "I See You Baby (Shaking That Ass)"; abuse; action figures; Bible; crows; Dana Plato; Dementor's Kiss; Ear of Sauron; flying monkeys; fumetti; Groove Armada; Jehovah's Witness; Nazgul; Nose of Sauron; Osgiliah; palantir; Revenge of the Sith; Ring of Power; Rivendale; Throat of Sauron; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Two Towers; Visine; Watchtower
There may be unidentified characters.
- Script
- ?
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- ? (photo)
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- Genre
- superhero
- Characters
- Spider-Man; May Parker; Hulk; Red Skull; Dr. Doom; Bucky Rogers; Captain America; Black Goliath; Thor; Power Man; Blade; Black Panther; Moon Knight; Dr. Strange; Scarlet Spider; Silver Surfer; Storm; Thing; Ant Man; Wolverine; Phoenix; Nick Fury; Ghost Rider; Nightcrawler; Cyclops; Professor X; Black Bolt; Squash; Bat-Pumpkin; Waldo; Iron Man; Punisher; Uatu; Roadblock; Snake Eyes; Shipwreck; Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Woman; Namor; Man-Thing; Sandman; Baron Zemo; Vulture; Skrull; Tarantula; Kraven the Hunter; Skeletor; Loki; Doctor Octopus; Mysterio; Electro; Dormammu; Kang the Conqueror; Klaw; Whirlwind; Galactus; Mephisto; Green Goblin; Cobra Commander; Magneto; Ben Serpentor; Hobgoblin; Lizard; Boss Hogg; Venom; Daredevil; Kingpin; Vermin; Ultron; Mr. Hyde; Wendigo; Leader; Franklin Richards; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Blob; Sabretooth; Mystique; Corey Feldman; Julie Powers; Jack Powers; Doom Bot; Prince Xizor; Stormtrooper
- Synopsis
- To celebrate the 100th Twisted Toyfare Theatre, the Marvel hero Megos have a surprise party. When Spider-Man goes outside, the villain Megos launch the house into space, leaving him the only hero in Megoville. He finds Franklin and H.E.R.B.I.E. The villains fight amongst themselves to determine which group is in charge, having an evil-off. Spider-Man, Franklin, and H.E.R.B.I.E. decide to go back in time to stop the house from being launched into space. They fail and Doom comes too, but Nightcrawler teleports them all back except for Doom. Xizor and Stromtrooper get the cake.
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- Keywords
- "I'm a Little Teapot"; "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy; action figures; blue mutant chips; Blue's Clues; bonsai; cake; Champions' Convertible; cupcakes; Defenders' Van; deviled eggs; Donatello; Fourth Wall; fumetti; Jamie Foxx; Junior Mints; Kit-Kat; Metal Gear Solid; onion dip; Quinjet; Raiden; surprise party; T.J. Max; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; teleportation; time travel; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Wonder Bread
- Script
- ?
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- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Jonathan Frakes
- Synopsis
- Jonathan Frakes explains how good Hormel Chili is while naked.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; beans; censored; fumetti; Hormel chili; Naked Jonathan Frakes Theatre; parody advertisement; Patrick Stewart
This sequence takes place in the middle of "Somebody on the Cover Dies!", after the fifth page.
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- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; science fiction
- Characters
- President; Alien; Predator; Frank; Hudson; Ms. Cleavage; Mr. Giger; E.T.
- Synopsis
- When there is a promotion available, the company president pits Alien and Predator against each other for the job. Alien steals Predator's stapler and slimes Frank to the wall. Hudson designs a tracker for Predator to use against Alien, and it shows it in the room. Predator gives a presentation while staring at Ms. Cleavage's cleavage. It is ended when Alien plants facehuggers on all the people in the room. Human Resources makes him watch a video on Alien reproduction after a complaint was made. Alien gets the promotion, Predator is fired, and at his new job he has to compete against E.T.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Chili's; facehugger; flame-thrower; fumetti; Human Resources; Jerry Bruckheimer; Joe Ezterhas; Poland Spring; Renny Harlin; rolodex; stapler; Tagalongs; Thin Mints; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; vending machine; water cooler; Xenomorph
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
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- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Uhura; James T. Kirk; Scottie; Dr. McCoy; Sulu; Spock; Khan; Chekov; Seven of Nine; Ilia; T'Pol; Orion Slave Girl; Lursa; Negative Zone alien; Space Lincoln; Cylon
- Synopsis
- Uhura complains about Kirk's sexual harassment, and he is threatened with being thrown out of Starfleet. He goes to Dr. McCoy for help removing his libido. Khan shows up, but flies away when Kirk starts staring at his chest. Sulu suggests Kirk get a hobby. Spock suggests finding a mission Kirk can't find sexy, so they go to the Gorn, but that doesn't work. Kirk watches a video about Porn-Far. Cylons want to come on board, and they think it's safe, but they send cylons that look like women. Kirk is sent to work on Earth law enforcement.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Enterprise; fumetti; Hooters; hot dog; Irish; Kristie Alley; libido; nightstick; pon-farr; poodle; Scottish; sexual harassment; Simov's Rule of Robotic Law; tribble; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
Special thanks to: Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Mejia, Arbona, and Tracey.
Some characters are not identified.
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- ?
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- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Wolverine; Iron Man; Spider-Man; Ghost Rider; Gray Hulk; Franklin Richards; May Parker; Professor Andre Thorton; Professor X; Cyclops; Storm; Colossus; Phoenix; Vindicator; Northstar; Magneto; Toad; Blob; Captain Britain; Nocturne; Sage; Juggernaut; Fred Flintstone; X-23; Alan Moore; Oscar Wilde; Sabretooth; Speedball
- Synopsis
- Wolverine wakes up to face his day, which is packed with appearances all over the Marvel universe. He jumps from the Avengers tower. He splits a cab with Spider-Man to the Baxter Building and they accidentally switch scripts. He goes to the X-Mansion, kisses Phoenix and Storm, yells at Cyclops, and leaves for Canada. He kills Northstar at Preparation H, has a sandwich, and fights ninjas. Magneto pulls out his adamantium. He flies to Britain, meets with Excalibur, and X-23 wants to borrow his car. Alan Moore and Oscar Wilde fight. Wolverine goes to bed and is woken up by his alarm.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Avengers Tower; bananas; Baxter Building; beer; Canada; Civil War; Denny's; Department Preparation H; fourth wall; fumetti; Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; Infinity Crisis; Infinity War; Leno; Nachos Bell Grande; Nightcrawler; sandwich; Scarlet Witch; Secret War; taxi; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Virgin Airlines; Watchman 2; Wendigo; wheatcakes; X-Mansion
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
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- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
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- typeset
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Grievous; Mr. Windu
- Synopsis
- Grievous kills Windu with slingshots.
- Keywords
- Darth Joey; slingshot; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of Dennis the Menace.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Schlitz)
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Schlitz)
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Schlitz)
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Schlitz)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- superhero
- Characters
- Charlie Xavier; Phoenix [Dark Phoenix]; Wolverine
- Synopsis
- Charlie tries to kick the football, but Phoenix pulls it out of the way. He ends up paralyzed.
- Keywords
- football; paralysis; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Peanuts comic strip.
- Script
- Robert Pope
- Pencils
- Robert Pope
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- Robert Pope
- Colors
- Robert Pope
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Hägar the Hatemonger; Eddie
- Synopsis
- Hägar uses his hate ray to start a fight at a bar. When he gets home, he tried to use it on his wife, but she already hates him, so it doesn't work.
- Keywords
- bar; beer; hate ray; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Hägar the Horrible comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Ellen Ripley)
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Ellen Ripley)
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Ellen Ripley)
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- Ryan Dunlavey (signed as Ellen Ripley)
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- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; science fiction
- Characters
- Alien; Paul Reiser
- Synopsis
- Xenomorphs have no tongue, Paul Reiser was nominated for six Emmy's, and Alien vs. Predator was terrible.
- Keywords
- Alien vs. Predator; Mad About You; Skippy Peanut Butter; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Ripley's Believe it or Not! comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Johnny Storm; J. Jonah Jameson; Nick Fury; Namor; Iron Man; Sentry; Falcon; Captain America; Redwing; Stilt-Man; Spider-Man; Daredevil; Medusa; Lockjaw; Ghost Rider; Thing; Punisher; Moleman; Black Goliath; Jessica Jones; Doctor Strange; Sue Storm
- Synopsis
- Johnny Storm flies around New York City looking for Sue.
- Keywords
- Daily Bugle; Helicarrier; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Family Circus comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Kraven the Hunter; Hobbes
- Synopsis
- Kraven and Hobbes play Kravenball on Tuesday, which means Kraven kills Hobbes.
- Keywords
- Kravenball; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; sword and sorcery
- Characters
- Cringer [Battle Cat]; He-Man
- Synopsis
- Cringer is sleeping when He-Man turns him into Battle Cat.
- Keywords
- Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Garfield comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Baron Zemo; Hate-Monger; Bucky Rogers; Red Skull; Namor; Daredevil; Baron Zemo's dad
- Synopsis
- Little Baron Zemo has a dream. His bedposts become legs, and carry him away. He is attacked and falls off the bed into water. His dad wakes him up.
- Keywords
- bedwetting; Hellicarrier; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Little Nemo in Slumberland comic strip.
Several characters have not been identified.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey (credited as Frank Bushmiller)
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey (credited as Frank Bushmiller)
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey (credited as Frank Bushmiller)
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey (credited as Frank Bushmiller)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; crime
- Characters
- Nancy Callahan; Sluggo
- Synopsis
- Sluggo made a terrible mistake, and so kills himself.
- Keywords
- Sadie's; strip club; suicide; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Nancy comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
- Characters
- Mumm-Ra; Panthro; Lion-O
- Synopsis
- Mumm-Ra buys lemonade from Panthro and Lion-O. When he finds out it was really pee, he turns them into slippers.
- Keywords
- lemonade stand; Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Katzjammer Kids comic strip.
- Script
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Pencils
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Inks
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Colors
- Ryan Dunlavey
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense; science fiction
- Characters
- Black Spy; Predator; White Spy; Alien
- Synopsis
- Black Spy has an Alien egg. Predator slices his head off and takes the egg. White Spy blows him up and takes the egg. The egg hatches, a facehugger goes on his face, and an Alien bursts from his stomach.
- Keywords
- Toyfare's Sunday Funnies
This is a parody of the Spy Vs. Spy comic strip.