One of several stories that use an uncommon word as the hook for jokes. "Bemoan" is the key word in this story.
First prize of $5.00 to Louise Evans (APO 55 New York, N.Y.) for article on living in France. Second prize of $3.00 to Fernondo Proano (Vancouver, Wash.) for article on breaking a tooth. Third prize of $2.00 to Andrea C. Evans (Chicago, Ill.) for a poem imagining life without the sun. Fourth prize of $1.00 to Stephen Roscoe (Farrell, Pa.) for four jokes. Spot illustration of clip art headshots of Betty, Archie, and Veronica.