A city slicker tries to take advantage of stories concerning sorcerers living in swamp caves, but he outruns the local folks to escape the cave when it turns out there really are wailing sorcerers living deep in the caves.
A mountain from people who live underground is thrust upwards through the valley floor in order to attract climbers. After a number of climbers have been interviewed by the curious people, they cause their mountain to sink down below the earth once more.
The sun dims and Apollo walks the streets looking for a light for his lantern, but since matches are expensive no one will give him one, until he runs into a helpful boy scout who has learned to make fire by rubbing two sticks together.