- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
Illustration used as the title page for the next section featuring Josie reprints.
- Script
- Frank Doyle (credited)
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo (credited)
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida (credited)
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Josie; Melody; Clyde Didit; Pepper; Sock; Archie Andrews (cameo); Jughead Jones (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Clyde Didit is still getting clobbered every time he says "Sock It To Me" or any variation thereof. Melody tries to make puns, without much success. Clyde considers defecting from the comic and going over to "Archie" instead.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- sitar
This story contains a number of refrences to the show "Laugh-In," including the catchphrase "Here come de judge! Here come de judge!"
- Script
- Frank Doyle (credited)
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo (credited)
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida (credited)
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Josie; Melody; Clyde Didit; Pepper; Sock; Alexander Cabot III; Alexander Cabot II; Alexandra Cabot
- Synopsis
- Alex grabs Josie and takes her for a ride in one of his sports cars, with Clyde stowing away in the back seat.
- Reprints
Though technically a separate story, this sequence follows directly from the action of the previous story.
- Script
- Harold Smith
- Pencils
- Mike Worley
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Jughead Jones; Mr. Flutesnoot; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doiley
- Synopsis
- Jughead gets caught sleeping in class.
- Reprints
Credits from the index of the original printing, no credits printed in this digest.
- Pencils
- Orlando Busino (signed)
- Inks
- Orlando Busino
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor
- Reprints
Used as the title page for the next section featuring Tales Calculated to Drive You Bats stories.