- Pencils:
- Phil Elliott
- Inks:
- Phil Elliott
Title Page
- Script:
- Eddie Campbell
- Pencils:
- Eddie Campbell
- Inks:
- Eddie Campbell
- Letters:
- Eddie Campbell
- Genre:
- satire
- Characters:
- Dapper John Marvin; John's mates; Mrs Finnegan; Jim Finnegan
- Synopsis:
- John hastens the break-up of a relationship.
- Script:
- John Bagnall
- Pencils:
- John Bagnall
- Inks:
- John Bagnall
- Letters:
- John Bagnall
- Genre:
- satire
- Synopsis:
- Incidents from the lives of some saints.
- Script:
- John Bagnall
- Pencils:
- John Bagnall
- Inks:
- John Bagnall
- Letters:
- John Bagnall
- Genre:
- satire
- Characters:
- Abe; Miss Wills; Joe
- Synopsis:
- Abe dreams.
- Script:
- Ed Pinsent
- Pencils:
- Ed Pinsent
- Inks:
- Ed Pinsent
- Letters:
- Ed Pinsent
- Genre:
- satire
- Characters:
- Harlequin; Elizabeth; Manley Ville
- Synopsis:
- Liz tires of Manley's attentions.
- Script:
- Chris Flewitt
- Pencils:
- Chris Flewitt
- Inks:
- Chris Flewitt
- Letters:
- Chris Flewitt
- Genre:
- satire
- Synopsis:
- Trouble in the drama class.
- Script:
- Glenn Dakin; Steve Way
- Pencils:
- Glenn Dakin; Steve Way
- Inks:
- Glenn Dakin; Steve Way
- Letters:
- Glenn Dakin
- Genre:
- super-hero; parody
- Characters:
- Paris the Man of Plaster; Paris' companions; Menotti; The Uninvited Guest (Claude)
- Synopsis:
- Paris needs to pay his café bill, so is employed as a waiter at the Burglars' Ball.
The story is credited to Glenn Dakin and Steve Way but not designation of who did what.
- Script:
- Trevs Phoenix
- Pencils:
- Trevs Phoenix
- Inks:
- Trevs Phoenix
- Letters:
- Trevs Phoenix
- Genre:
- satire
- Synopsis:
- The fate of assorted household pets.
Trevs Phoenix would later work as Woodrow Phoenix.
- Script:
- Phil Laskey
- Pencils:
- Phil Laskey
- Inks:
- Phil Laskey
- Letters:
- Phil Laskey
- Genre:
- satire
- Characters:
- Alex
- Synopsis:
- Alex ponders the sea.
- Script:
- Rian Hughes
- Pencils:
- Rian Hughes
- Inks:
- Rian Hughes
- Colors:
- Rian Hughes
- Letters:
- Rian Hughes
- Genre:
- satire
- Synopsis:
- Retro-future designs and explanations presented as trading cards.
Carries on to the back cover.