- Script
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Pencils
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Inks
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Excuse me for interrupting, madam, but before you go on allow me to make these comments.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A businessman listens to a woman's pleas over the phone, then tells her she has the wrong number.
- Keywords
- song lyrics.; telephone; wrong number
Page 10. The caption is a parody of the lyrics to the 1902 song "(Won't You Come Home) Bill Bailey," words and music written by Hughie Cannon.
- Script
- P. C. Vey (signed)
- Pencils
- P. C. Vey (signed)
- Inks
- P. C. Vey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I said, 'Eat your fucking vegetables, you scum-sucking pig.' What did you think I said?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A waiter in a restaurant criticizes a customer's eating habits.
- Keywords
- restaurant; vegetables; waiter
Page 12.
- Script
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We haven't got all day, buddy. Is it back in the body or do we pronounce you dead?
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A man's soul hovers near the ceiling, while a doctor and nurse are waiting to declare him dead or alive.
- Keywords
- doctor; hospital; nurse; soul
Page 14.
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let me have a copy of Newsweek, Time, Forbes, Reader's Digest, Fortune, Mixed Combo Domination, Harper's and Business Week.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A businessman slips a sex magazine into the list of conservative magazines he recites to the clerk at a newsstand.
- Keywords
- magazines; newsstand
Page 17.
- Script
- Liza Donnelly (signed as Donnelly)
- Pencils
- Liza Donnelly (signed as Donnelly)
- Inks
- Liza Donnelly (signed as Donnelly)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mmm. I think I'll jam this guy's finger.
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- A thrown frisbee decides to inflect a little pain on the man who is supposed to catch it.
- Keywords
- frisbee
Page 28.
- Script
- Bernard Schoenbaum (signed)
- Pencils
- Bernard Schoenbaum (signed)
- Inks
- Bernard Schoenbaum (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sets up a box on the sidewalk so people can sign a petition to "Save the Banks."
- Keywords
- banks; petition; sidewalks
Page 31. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Pencils
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Inks
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Letters
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The convention for "Friends of the 55 mph Speed Limit" has very few attendees.
- Keywords
- convention
Page 32. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Michael Crawford (signed as M Crawford)
- Pencils
- Michael Crawford (signed as M Crawford)
- Inks
- Michael Crawford (signed as M Crawford)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A diner offers morning specials consisting of coffee and cigarettes.
- Keywords
- breakfast; cigarettes; coffee; diner
Page 34. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Gary Hallgren (signed)
- Pencils
- Gary Hallgren (signed)
- Inks
- Gary Hallgren (signed)
- Colors
- Gary Hallgren (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- On the night before Christmas...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Mrs. Claus; elves
- Synopsis
- While Santa's away on his Christmas Eve trip, Mrs. Claus and the elves will play.
- Keywords
- Christmas; elves; Mrs. Claus; Santa Claus
Pages 48-49. Two page illustration across the centerfold.
- Script
- Leo Cullum (signed)
- Pencils
- Leo Cullum (signed)
- Inks
- Leo Cullum (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He said he was going to ride the rapids, and that was the last I ever saw of him.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two fish in a bowl on the back of a toilet discuss what happened to the other fish in the bowl.
- Keywords
- fish bowl; toilet
Page 52.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Good heavens, Briggs, it appears we've stumbled upon a gay watering hole.
- Genre
- humor; jungle
- Synopsis
- Two explorers discover a jungle watering hole where all the animals are gay.
- Keywords
- explorers; gay; jungle; watering hole
Page 54.
- Script
- Sean Kelly (credited)
- Pencils
- Howard Nostrand (credited)
- Inks
- Howard Nostrand (credited)
- Letters
- ?; typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Frank, you ol' blue-eyed bum, ya!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Sammy Davis, Jr.; Frank Sinatra; Dean Martin
- Synopsis
- Sammy Davis, Jr., falls out of a speeding car and is taken home by three black children.
- Keywords
- African-American; movie; parody
Pages 60-61. A parody of the "E. T." movie, done in storyboard format.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Greg Theakston (credited)
- Inks
- Greg Theakston (credited)
- Colors
- Greg Theakston (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- E. T.; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Marvin Martian; Yoda; Robby the Robot; C3PO; R2-D2; Ming the Merciless; Mr. Spock; Beldar Conehead
- Synopsis
- E. T. gets the prize in a contest with various space characters.
- Keywords
- aliens; robots; trophy
Pages 62-62. Two-page drawing.
- Script
- Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)
- Pencils
- Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)
- Inks
- Peter Steiner [as P. Steiner] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Try to see things from my point of view.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A king argues with a peasant.
- Keywords
- king; peasant; throne
Page 64.
- Script
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Pencils
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Inks
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- See what happens when a white girl marries a schwartze?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After watching a performance of "Othello," a mother has some advice for her daughter.
- Keywords
- daughter; mother; play; Shakespeare
Page 66.
- Script
- Mike Stevens (signed as M Stevens)
- Pencils
- Mike Stevens (signed as M Stevens)
- Inks
- Mike Stevens (signed as M Stevens)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Thirty-second floor, huh? I been up there... That's a hell of a nice floor.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A maintenance man makes small talk with an apartment resident while riding in an elevator.
- Keywords
- elevator
Page 73.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photographs)
- Inks
- ? (photographs)
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Goddamn Reaganomics...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man pretending to be a two-year-old calls for a baby-sitter.
- Keywords
- baby-sitter
Page 79.
- Script
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Letters
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Zippy likes to keep on top of all late-breaking news.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Zippy
- Synopsis
- Zippy wanders around town saying random things.
Page 81.
- Script
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Pencils
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Inks
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Letters
- Rick Geary (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This month: A look inside the U. S. Congress
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Congress populated by African tribespeople.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Congress
Page 82.
- Script
- Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- Tom Cheney (credited) (signed as Cheney)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Dr. Willis, please report to the therapy room.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Whoever is manning the intercom seems to have psychic powers.
- Keywords
- intercom
Page 82.
- Script
- Ron Hauge (credited, signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Hauge (credited, signed)
- Inks
- Ron Hauge (credited, signed)
- Letters
- Ron Hauge (credited, signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Why am I still carrying this waffle iron?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men complain all the way while climbing Mt. Everest.
- Keywords
- mountain climbing; Mt. Everest; newspaper; snow
Page 83.
- Script
- Ron Barrett (credited)
- Pencils
- Ron Barrett (credited)
- Inks
- Ron Barrett (credited)
- Letters
- Ron Barrett (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- A reputed underworld chieftain dines out.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Politenessman
- Synopsis
- An underworld leader is shot in a restaurant. He tries to identify his killers by writing a message in pasta, but Politenessman puts a stop to that.
- Keywords
- assassination; pasta; underworld
Page 83.
- Script
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Pencils
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Inks
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Letters
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The story: Ray's closest friend Joe dies and he prevails upon his widow not to bury him...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Ray; Joe; Mr. Calabrese
- Synopsis
- Six days after Joe died, he's starting to smell so Ray takes him to a funeral parlor to have him embalmed.
- Keywords
- embalmed; funeral parlor
Page 84. Part of a continued story.
- Script
- Mimi Pond (credited)
- Pencils
- Mimi Pond (credited)
- Inks
- Mimi Pond (credited)
- Letters
- Mimi Pond (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mentally retarded person or art student?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Three persons, with two choices of occupation for each one.
Page 85.
- Script
- ? [as Hollinger] (credited)
- Pencils
- ? [as Hollinger] (credited)
- Inks
- ? [as Hollinger] (credited)
- Letters
- ? [as Hollinger] (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Zeb tries out his new "alternatives" method of dog obedience training.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Zeb Piker
- Synopsis
- Zeb gives his dog two choices--one bad and one easy.
- Keywords
- dog; obedience course
Page 85.
- Script
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Inks
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Letters
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Today we're making Finger Pies for my nephew Mark.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Aunt Mary; Mark
- Synopsis
- Aunt Mary gives her nephew Mark a haircut, then starts on a Finger Pies recipe.
- Keywords
- haircut; recipe
Page 85.
- Script
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Pencils
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Inks
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Letters
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The holidays have arrived and a festive mood fills the air.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Dr. Rogers; Kathleen; Maurice; Constable Tom
- Synopsis
- The group gets together for a Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, Constable Tom and Maurice make the dinner.
- Keywords
- Christmas; Christmas carols; dancing; rabbit
Page 86.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photographs)
- Inks
- ? (photographs)
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I like you just the way you are.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man imagines a topless woman with various accessories.
- Keywords
- nudity
Page 88.
- Script
- Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris (signed as S. Harris)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sorry, but we've decided not to help you any more. The general feeling is that you've been exploiting us all these years.
- Genre
- humor; jungle; satire-parody
- Characters
- Tarzan
- Synopsis
- The apes tell Tarzan he's on his own.
- Keywords
- apes; jungle
Page 94.