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- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Robert Bricken; Jon Gutierrez
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- Doug Goldstein; Matthew Senreich
- Genre
- humor; military; superhero
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- Cobra Commander; Crystal Ball; Snake Eyes; Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Tomax; Wild Weasel; Xamot; Dr. Mindbender
- Synopsis
- Spider-man find out he has a COBRA base in his walls. They steal his cable, run up his phone bill, flush the toilet when he is in the shower, and eat his food. He tries to get rid of them, but ends up allowing them to stay in exchange for rent, grocery money, and cleaning his gutters.
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- 3-D Doritos; action figures; fumetti; Gilmore Girls; kittens; Lays; Ms. Cleo; Sex in the City; shop vac; shower; tuna fish
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- Too heavy...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Undertow; Wet-Suit; Gohan
- Synopsis
- Undertow can't lift a beach ball.
- Keywords
- action figures; beach; Big Shot; fumetti
The Undertow and Wet-Suit figures is from G.I. Joe by Hasbro and the Gohan figure is from Dragon Ball Z by Irwin.
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- So... do you like snowboarding?
- Genre
- humor
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- Elise; monster
- Synopsis
- Elise wants to snowboard; the monster wants to eat her.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; snow; snowboarding
The Elise figure is from GamePro by Joyride.
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- Hey, sweet thing - - gimme some sugar!
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
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- Orn Free Ta; She-Va
- Synopsis
- Orn Free Ta wants some sugar.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Orn Free Ta figure is from Star Wars by Hasbro and the She-Va figure is from Wacky Wobblers by Funko.
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- Ish not martinis!
- Genre
- humor; superhero
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- Iron Man [Tony Stark]; Drinky Crow
- Synopsis
- Iron Man tries to convince Drinky Crow his alcohol is rocket fuel.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; martinis; rocket fuel
The Iron Man figure is from Marvel Legends by Toy Biz and the Drinky Crow figure is from Sock Monkey by Dark Horse.
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- Welcome back, Optimus!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Jesus; Convoy [Optimus Prime]
- Synopsis
- Jesus welcomes Optimus back to heaven.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; heaven
The Jesus figure is from Train Up a Child and the Convoy [Optimus Prime] figure is from Mega SCF by Takara.
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- Hey, we got ourselves a hero here!
- Genre
- humor
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- Dirk the Daring; penguins
- Synopsis
- Penguins hold up Dirk.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; guns; sword
The Dirk the Daring figure is from Dragon's Lair 3D by AnJon.
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- Behold the terrifying power of Monkey-La!
- Genre
- humor
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- Storm Shadow [Thomas S. Arashikage]; Gon Gon
- Synopsis
- Storm Shadow is unimpressed by Gon Gon.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Gon Gon figure is from GamePro Presents by Joyride and the Storm Shadow figure is from G.I. Joe by Hasbro.
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- No!
- Genre
- humor; science fiction; sword and sorcery
- Characters
- Stratos; Billy; Princess
- Synopsis
- Billy's parents are getting divorced.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Billy figure is Keyop and both he and Princess are from Battle of the Planets by Diamond Select and the Stratos figure is Masters of the Universe by Mattel.
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- I could just shoot you, you know.
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
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- Caesar; Khan
- Synopsis
- Ceasar is Khan's pet.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; KUBRICKs
The Caesar figure is from Planets of the Apes KUBRICKs by Medicom and the Khan figure is from Star Trek by Playmates.