What The--?! #14

(September 1991)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Rurik Tyler; Darren Auck; Win Mortimer

Inks

Rurik Tyler; Darren Auck; Win Mortimer

Letters

typeset

Indexer Notes

Table of contents with illustrations from the stories.

Tangled (Table of Contents: 2)

Spittle-Man / comic story / 9 pages (report information)

Script

Bill Wray (credited)

Pencils

Rurik Tyler (credited) (artist)

Inks

Rurik Tyler (credited) (artist)

Colors

Marie Javins

Letters

Brad K. Joyce

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Latveria, deep in the dankest, darkest cell of a castle, a hunchbacked, vermin ridden cartoonist struggles fervently to meet his master's deadline.

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Spittle-Man; Toad; Dr. Doom

Reprints

• in Mega Marvel (TM-Semic, 1993 series) #1/1993 (1993)

Indexer Notes

Story listed as "Tangles" on credits page.

Super-Villain Dating Game! (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Darren Auck (credited)

Pencils

Darren Auck (credited)

Inks

Darren Auck (credited)

Colors

Marie Javins (credited)

Letters

Darren Auck (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Hi! Welcome to the show that has cupid going up against the criminals--

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Jim Lame; The Blob; Mr. Hyde; Man-Thing; Trixie Larlie

Hazards of Being a Super-Hero (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Roger Brown (credited)

Pencils

Rurik Tyler (credited) (art)

Inks

Rurik Tyler (credited) (art)

Colors

Daniel Vozzo (credited)

Letters

Jade Moede (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Getting into a restaurant:

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Hulk; Spider-Man; Hawkeye; Galactus; Vision; Iron Man; The Beast; Wonder Man; Namor, the Sub-Mariner; Falcon; Captain America; Thor; Spider-Man; Batman; Robin; Mockingbird; U.S.Agent; Fantastic Four [Mister Fantastic; Invisible Woman; Thing; Human Torch; Juggernaut; Hydra agents; Quasar

Reprints

• in Mega Marvel (TM-Semic, 1993 series) #1/1993 (1993)

Keywords

Avenger's Quinjet; White House

Indexer Notes

Story listed as "The Hazards Of Being A Super Hero" on credits page.

Jurassic Classic (Table of Contents: 5)

Milk and Cookies / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Sholly Fisch (credited as Shelly Fisch)

Pencils

Rurik Tyler (credited) (artist)

Inks

Rurik Tyler (credited) (artist)

Colors

Daniel Vozzo (credited)

Letters

Chris Eliopoulos (credited as Chris Eliopolilos)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

As you probably expected, Milk and Cookies are on the streets of Riverdull, USA, fighting a rampaging dinosaur!

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Milk; Cookies; Slughead

Keywords

dinosaurs

Brain Games (Table of Contents: 6)

Visionary and the Scarlet Itch / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Sholly Fisch (credited)

Pencils

Win Mortimer (credited)

Inks

Win Mortimer

Colors

Kelly Corvese (credited)

Letters

Jade Moede (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

This is most illogical, Windex. I am fully functional and do not require any servicing at this point in time.

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Visionary; Scarlet Itch; The Mad Stinker

Forbush, P. I. (Table of Contents: 7)

Forbush Man / comic story / 9 pages (report information)

Script

Aaron Lopresti (credited)

Pencils

Aaron Lopresti (credited) (artist)

Inks

Aaron Lopresti (credited) (artist)

Colors

Evelyn Stein (credited)

Letters

Jade Moede (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Irving Forbush! You meathead!

Genre

detective-mystery; satire-parody

Characters

Forbush Man; Aunt Mayhem

Indexer Notes

Upside down from rest of book except back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

What the--Mail?! / letters page / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

About issue #12: Everything was perfect.

Indexer Notes

Letters from "A guy who thinks moanin' is the best and lives in Canada", "Some guy who is a diehard Marvel fan and lives in Canada", Elvis Presley, Kevin Powell, Scott Watson, Charles S. Novinskie, and Mark Phillips.

Tin-Head Detective Stories (Table of Contents: 9)

Forbush, P. I. / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

?

Inks

?

Colors

?

Letters

?

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Tin-Head Detective Stories

Genre

detective-mystery; satire-parody

Characters

Forbush Man

Indexer Notes

On back cover, upside down from rest of book except Forbush, P. I. story.