Playboy #v18#4
(April 1971)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
18
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
262
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Playboy Enterprises Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Headshot photo of Tomi Ungerer in "Playbill" on page 3. Panel clip art of Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers as part of parody trivia quiz on page 104.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

Doral Auditions on Broadway (Table of Contents: 1)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Synopsis
The singing pack of Doral brand cigarettes shows up at a Broadway audition.
Keywords
cigarettes

Indexer Notes

Page 75. Ad for Doral cigarettes in six-panel comic story form. Art is unsigned, but might possibly be by Dink Siegel.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
One more thing. Take yon Cassius out and get him laid.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A Roman father notices his son eyeing the women in the bath.
Keywords
bath; Rome; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 97.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I like it—it makes you look sexy.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
One of the nymphs is wearing a fig leaf.
Keywords
fig leaf; nymph; satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 111. Part of the "Satyr" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mrs. Moore, let me assure you my conduct toward your daughter will be totally honorable. But, don't ever let me catch YOU alone.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A teen boy finds his date's mother more sexy than her daughter.
Keywords
teen

Indexer Notes

Page 133.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But darling, it was only foreplay!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man surprises his wife in bed with another man and she has a lame excuse.
Keywords
adultery

Indexer Notes

Page 145.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll not get a proper trophy that way, Bassington!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A veteran big game hunter disapproves when a tiger attacks his less-experienced companion.
Keywords
hunting; tiger

Indexer Notes

Page 151.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Vargas Girl / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Of course, there are certain kinds of inflation that I don't mind at all.
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Page 162. A blonde with a metallic gold skirt with a blue lining.

Spring Rites (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Tomi Ungerer (signed)
Pencils
Tomi Ungerer (signed)
Inks
Tomi Ungerer (signed)
Colors
Tomi Ungerer (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis
Two anthropomorphic smoking pipes mate and have offspring.
Keywords
pipes; smoking

Indexer Notes

Pages 166-167. A 17-panel pantomime story with a four-line typeset introduction.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I can always tell when you're enjoying my lovemaking—you start losing your place.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is reading a book in bed while having sex.
Keywords
cigarettes; reading; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dana Frandon (signed)
Pencils
Dana Frandon (signed)
Inks
Dana Frandon (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I mean, if you've got to pollute the air, this is the baby to do it in.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A car salesman uses an ecological-theme sales pitch to sell a sports car.
Keywords
car salesman; pollution; sports car

Indexer Notes

Page 174.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Chart: I aman insaneeye doctorandiam goingtokillyounow ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An insane eye doctor has his patients read a special eye chart while he sneaks up behind them with a knife.
Keywords
eye chart; eye doctor; insanity; knife; murder; optometrist

Indexer Notes

Page 179. A pantomime cartoon. Only letters are on the eye chart.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If God had intended us to be nude, He wouldn't have given us clothes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two middle-aged ladies walk by a theatre advertising erotic movies.
Keywords
movie theatre

Indexer Notes

Page 184.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... The hand bone connected to the chest bone ... and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A rock band sings an old gospel song.
Keywords
counterculture; rock music

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I smoked pot once. It made me want to rape and kill!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two policeman talk as they walk along a sidewalk in a run-down neighborhood.
Keywords
marijuana; police; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 194.

[Snake Charmer] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A snake charmer's snake has died, so he uses an erection as a substitute.
Keywords
India; snake charmer

Indexer Notes

Page 197

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Chon Day (signed)
Pencils
Chon Day (signed)
Inks
Chon Day (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I feel sorry for my new secretary ... she's had five unhappy marriages, all to former bosses.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man tells his wife about his secretary's unhappy marriages.

Indexer Notes

Page 200.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And to think I was first attracted to you by your wonderful sense of humor.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man opens the door to his apartment to find his pregnant girlfriend pointing a gun at him.
Keywords
handgun; pregnant

Indexer Notes

Page 202.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's no sense looking ... Harry doesn't drink EITHER.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After having sex with another man's wife, a man looks for liquor to fix himself a drink.
Keywords
adultery; liquor

Indexer Notes

Page 204.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Pencils
George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Inks
George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
None of us is happy ALL the time, Farley!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A depressed man in a clown suit sits at his kitchen table, while his wife tries to console him.
Keywords
clown; depresssion

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What a cheap trick! Is it any wonder I'm anti-Semitic?
Genre
humor; religious
Characters
David; Goliath
Synopsis
The Biblical David and Goliath story, as seen from Goliath's side.
Keywords
Bible; Jewish

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Don Orehek (signed)
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed)
Inks
Don Orehek (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I wish you'd look at me like that!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A narcissistic body-builder admires himself in a mirror, while neglecting his girlfriend, nude in bed.
Keywords
body-builder; mirror

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Got that? Smoldering sibling jealousy suddenly erupts into violence. Action!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A father directs his children in a psychological drama for a home movie.
Keywords
movie-making; sibling rivalry

Indexer Notes

Page 214.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
As he opened the top button of her blouse and exposed more of her lovely skin, Rodric's heart pounded even more fiercely. His hands quivered as he reached to complete his task. 'Stop!' commanded Father Antonio.
Genre
humor; historical; religious
Synopsis
A medieval monk writes erotica with a quill pen.
Keywords
candle; erotica; monastery; monk; quill pen

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as Kiraz] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Kiraz] (signed)
Inks
? [as Kiraz] (signed)
Colors
? [as Kiraz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I screamed for help, officer. But I've changed my mind.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman changes her mind as she is seduced in the back seat of a car.
Keywords
liquor; police; seduction

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It didn't work. He STILL wants to go help with the sugar-cane harvest.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A stewardess tries to distract a hijacker by removing her clothes, but he still wants to go to Cuba.
Keywords
airliner; Cuba; hijacking; pilots; stewardess

Indexer Notes

Page 223.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say—you're pretty sharp. How about quitting old Uncle Sam and coming to work for me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A businessman thinks the Internal Revenue Service clerk auditing him could be useful in his business.
Keywords
Internal Revenue Service; IRS; taxes

Indexer Notes

Page 226.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Protest sign: Abortions Endanger Women. Legalize Castration.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man looks at a protest sign carried by a militant feminist.
Keywords
feminism; protest sign

Indexer Notes

Page 228. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A doctor, sitting on the side of a patient's bed, notices that the flowers on the bedside table have grown nearly to the ceiling.
Reprints
Keywords
doctor; flowers; hospital

Indexer Notes

Page 230.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So, Marshall ... this is why you brought me here!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is sitting on a couch with a drink when her date appears, clad in a body-length fish costume, wearing roller skates, and holding a pail of an unknown liquid and a paintbrush.
Keywords
costume; date; roller-skates

Indexer Notes

Page 231.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My dad thinks I'm jitterbugging at the malt shop.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two teen couples are having sex in a motel room, unknown to their parents.
Keywords
generation gap; motel

Indexer Notes

Page 233.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Don Addis (signed)
Pencils
Don Addis (signed)
Inks
Don Addis (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Another outburst like that and I'll clear the court.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A judge surveys the total chaos in his courtroom, which includes pie-throwing, wrestling, and rubber-tipped arrows.
Keywords
arrows; courtroom; judge; pies; wrestling

Indexer Notes

Page 234.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey! What's WITH you two?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two commercial artists are working side-by-side. The woman is drawing ads for men's underwear and the man is drawing ads for women's underwear. They end up in a sexual frenzy right by their drawing boards.
Keywords
advertising; artists

Indexer Notes

Page 236.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care WHAT the Government is payin' for pork, I feel like a damn fool!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two cowboys are driving a herd of pigs.
Keywords
cowboys; guitars; horses; pigs

Indexer Notes

Page 239.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll never make it ... I suffer from acrophobia
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two businessmen look at a cloud labeled "Success" that's at the end of a long staircase.
Keywords
allegory; stairs

Indexer Notes

Page 241.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Arnold, why must you always be Dracula? Why can't you occasionally be Wolf Man?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's bed partner comes through her window dressed as Dracula.
Keywords
Dracula; role-playing

Indexer Notes

Page 242.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Another aim of the women's-iberation movement, Mr. Brierley, is to change male-chauvinist attitudes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman at the nudist camp talks about women's liberation, while a man seated nearby blows a smoke ring around one of her breasts.
Keywords
nudists; pipe; smoke rings; smoking; women's liberation

Indexer Notes

Page 245. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Mischand
Pencils
Mischand
Inks
Mischand
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I asked for the PEKING duck!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A diner in a restaurant is served a platter with a duck peeking out from under the platter's cover.
Keywords
duck; homonym; restaurant

Indexer Notes

Page 246.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Pencils
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Inks
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Looking for your ball, honey?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A golfer is so far in the rough he is near the candy house of the witch from "Hansel and Gretel."
Keywords
fairy tale; golf; rough; witch

Indexer Notes

Page 249.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just what do you want, fella, good grandma or good taste?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The "Dirty Old Lady" dances on the bar and does a strip-tease, while the bartender argues with a patron.
Keywords
bar; bartender; strip-tease

Indexer Notes

Page 251. The punchline is a play on the "What do you want, good grammar or good taste?" slogan from then-current Winston Cigarette advertisements. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
Pencils
William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
Inks
William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's see the little stinker try to steal THIS scene!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A movie actress prepares for a nude scene with a child actor, who's been stealing all her scenes.
Keywords
actress; movie-making; nude scene

Indexer Notes

Page 252.

[Women's Lib] (Table of Contents: 41)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
Pencils
Will Elder (painting)
Inks
Will Elder (painting)
Colors
Will Elder (painting)
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Wanda Homefree; Annie Fanny; Popeye (cameo); The Shadow (cameo); Maggie (from Bringing Up Father) (cameo)
Synopsis
Spoof of the feminist movement and men's clubs.
Reprints
Keywords
adult; pornography; steam baths; women's liberation

Indexer Notes

Pages 254-257. Credits are intentionally obscured with stickers, but apparently are "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder." Title from Kurtzman's records.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. Doral Auditions on Broadway
  2. 2. ["One more thing. Take yon Cassius out and get him laid."]
  3. 3. ["I like it—it makes you look sexy."]
  4. 4. ["Mrs. Moore, let me assure you my conduct toward your daughter will be totally honorable. But, don't ever let me catch YOU alone."]
  5. 5. ["But darling, it was only foreplay!"]
  6. 6. ["You'll not get a proper trophy that way, Bassington!"]
  7. 7. ["Of course, there are certain kinds of inflation that I don't mind at all."]
    Vargas Girl
  8. 8. Spring Rites
  9. 9. ["I can always tell when you're enjoying my lovemaking—you start losing your place."]
  10. 10. ["I mean, if you've got to pollute the air, this is the baby to do it in."]
  11. 11. ["Chart: I aman insaneeye doctorandiam goingtokillyounow ..."]
  12. 12. ["If God had intended us to be nude, He wouldn't have given us clothes."]
  13. 13. ["... The hand bone connected to the chest bone ... and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone ..."]
  14. 14. ["I smoked pot once. It made me want to rape and kill!"]
  15. 15. [Snake Charmer]
  16. 16. ["I feel sorry for my new secretary ... she's had five unhappy marriages, all to former bosses."]
  17. 17. ["And to think I was first attracted to you by your wonderful sense of humor."]
  18. 18. ["There's no sense looking ... Harry doesn't drink EITHER."]
  19. 19. ["None of us is happy ALL the time, Farley!"]
  20. 20. ["What a cheap trick! Is it any wonder I'm anti-Semitic?"]
  21. 21. ["I wish you'd look at me like that!"]
  22. 22. ["Got that? Smoldering sibling jealousy suddenly erupts into violence. Action!"]
  23. 23. ["As he opened the top button of her blouse and exposed more of her lovely skin, Rodric's heart pounded even more fiercely. His hands quivered as he reached to complete his task. 'Stop!' commanded Father Antonio."]
  24. 24. ["I screamed for help, officer. But I've changed my mind."]
  25. 25. ["It didn't work. He STILL wants to go help with the sugar-cane harvest."]
  26. 26. ["Say—you're pretty sharp. How about quitting old Uncle Sam and coming to work for me?"]
  27. 27. ["Protest sign: Abortions Endanger Women. Legalize Castration."]
  28. 28. ["You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"]
  29. 29. ["So, Marshall ... this is why you brought me here!"]
  30. 30. ["My dad thinks I'm jitterbugging at the malt shop."]
  31. 31. ["Another outburst like that and I'll clear the court."]
  32. 32. ["Hey! What's WITH you two?"]
  33. 33. ["I don't care WHAT the Government is payin' for pork, I feel like a damn fool!"]
  34. 34. ["I'll never make it ... I suffer from acrophobia"]
  35. 35. ["Arnold, why must you always be Dracula? Why can't you occasionally be Wolf Man?"]
  36. 36. ["Another aim of the women's-iberation movement, Mr. Brierley, is to change male-chauvinist attitudes."]
  37. 37. ["I asked for the PEKING duck!"]
  38. 38. ["Looking for your ball, honey?"]
  39. 39. ["Just what do you want, fella, good grandma or good taste?"]
  40. 40. ["Let's see the little stinker try to steal THIS scene!"]
  41. 41. [Women's Lib]
    Little Annie Fanny
This issue was modified by
  • Steven Samuels
  • Luther Weaver