- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Synopsis
- The singing pack of Doral brand cigarettes shows up at a Broadway audition.
- Keywords
- cigarettes
Page 75. Ad for Doral cigarettes in six-panel comic story form. Art is unsigned, but might possibly be by Dink Siegel.
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- One more thing. Take yon Cassius out and get him laid.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A Roman father notices his son eyeing the women in the bath.
- Keywords
- bath; Rome; slang
Page 97.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I like it—it makes you look sexy.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- One of the nymphs is wearing a fig leaf.
- Keywords
- fig leaf; nymph; satyr
Page 111. Part of the "Satyr" series.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mrs. Moore, let me assure you my conduct toward your daughter will be totally honorable. But, don't ever let me catch YOU alone.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A teen boy finds his date's mother more sexy than her daughter.
- Keywords
- teen
Page 133.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But darling, it was only foreplay!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man surprises his wife in bed with another man and she has a lame excuse.
- Keywords
- adultery
Page 145.
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You'll not get a proper trophy that way, Bassington!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A veteran big game hunter disapproves when a tiger attacks his less-experienced companion.
- Keywords
- hunting; tiger
Page 151.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Of course, there are certain kinds of inflation that I don't mind at all.
- Genre
- humor
Page 162. A blonde with a metallic gold skirt with a blue lining.
- Script
- Tomi Ungerer (signed)
- Pencils
- Tomi Ungerer (signed)
- Inks
- Tomi Ungerer (signed)
- Colors
- Tomi Ungerer (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- anthropomorphic-funny animals
- Synopsis
- Two anthropomorphic smoking pipes mate and have offspring.
- Keywords
- pipes; smoking
Pages 166-167. A 17-panel pantomime story with a four-line typeset introduction.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I can always tell when you're enjoying my lovemaking—you start losing your place.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman is reading a book in bed while having sex.
- Keywords
- cigarettes; reading; smoking
Page 171.
- Script
- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I mean, if you've got to pollute the air, this is the baby to do it in.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A car salesman uses an ecological-theme sales pitch to sell a sports car.
- Keywords
- car salesman; pollution; sports car
Page 174.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Chart: I aman insaneeye doctorandiam goingtokillyounow ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An insane eye doctor has his patients read a special eye chart while he sneaks up behind them with a knife.
- Keywords
- eye chart; eye doctor; insanity; knife; murder; optometrist
Page 179. A pantomime cartoon. Only letters are on the eye chart.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If God had intended us to be nude, He wouldn't have given us clothes.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two middle-aged ladies walk by a theatre advertising erotic movies.
- Keywords
- movie theatre
Page 184.
- Script
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... The hand bone connected to the chest bone ... and the knee bone connected to the thigh bone ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A rock band sings an old gospel song.
- Keywords
- counterculture; rock music
Page 187.
- Script
- B Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I smoked pot once. It made me want to rape and kill!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two policeman talk as they walk along a sidewalk in a run-down neighborhood.
- Keywords
- marijuana; police; slang
Page 194.
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A snake charmer's snake has died, so he uses an erection as a substitute.
- Keywords
- India; snake charmer
Page 197
- Script
- Chon Day (signed)
- Pencils
- Chon Day (signed)
- Inks
- Chon Day (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I feel sorry for my new secretary ... she's had five unhappy marriages, all to former bosses.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man tells his wife about his secretary's unhappy marriages.
Page 200.
- Script
- Don Madden (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Madden (signed)
- Inks
- Don Madden (signed)
- Colors
- Don Madden (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And to think I was first attracted to you by your wonderful sense of humor.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man opens the door to his apartment to find his pregnant girlfriend pointing a gun at him.
- Keywords
- handgun; pregnant
Page 202.
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There's no sense looking ... Harry doesn't drink EITHER.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After having sex with another man's wife, a man looks for liquor to fix himself a drink.
- Keywords
- adultery; liquor
Page 204.
- Script
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Pencils
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Inks
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- None of us is happy ALL the time, Farley!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A depressed man in a clown suit sits at his kitchen table, while his wife tries to console him.
- Keywords
- clown; depresssion
Page 206.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What a cheap trick! Is it any wonder I'm anti-Semitic?
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Characters
- David; Goliath
- Synopsis
- The Biblical David and Goliath story, as seen from Goliath's side.
- Keywords
- Bible; Jewish
Page 208.
- Script
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Inks
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I wish you'd look at me like that!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A narcissistic body-builder admires himself in a mirror, while neglecting his girlfriend, nude in bed.
- Keywords
- body-builder; mirror
Page 212.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Got that? Smoldering sibling jealousy suddenly erupts into violence. Action!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A father directs his children in a psychological drama for a home movie.
- Keywords
- movie-making; sibling rivalry
Page 214.
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- As he opened the top button of her blouse and exposed more of her lovely skin, Rodric's heart pounded even more fiercely. His hands quivered as he reached to complete his task. 'Stop!' commanded Father Antonio.
- Genre
- humor; historical; religious
- Synopsis
- A medieval monk writes erotica with a quill pen.
- Keywords
- candle; erotica; monastery; monk; quill pen
Page 215.
- Script
- ? [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Colors
- ? [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I screamed for help, officer. But I've changed my mind.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman changes her mind as she is seduced in the back seat of a car.
- Keywords
- liquor; police; seduction
Page 217.
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It didn't work. He STILL wants to go help with the sugar-cane harvest.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A stewardess tries to distract a hijacker by removing her clothes, but he still wants to go to Cuba.
- Keywords
- airliner; Cuba; hijacking; pilots; stewardess
Page 223.
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Say—you're pretty sharp. How about quitting old Uncle Sam and coming to work for me?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A businessman thinks the Internal Revenue Service clerk auditing him could be useful in his business.
- Keywords
- Internal Revenue Service; IRS; taxes
Page 226.
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Protest sign: Abortions Endanger Women. Legalize Castration.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man looks at a protest sign carried by a militant feminist.
- Keywords
- feminism; protest sign
Page 228. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A doctor, sitting on the side of a patient's bed, notices that the flowers on the bedside table have grown nearly to the ceiling.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- doctor; flowers; hospital
Page 230.
- Script
- B Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- So, Marshall ... this is why you brought me here!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman is sitting on a couch with a drink when her date appears, clad in a body-length fish costume, wearing roller skates, and holding a pail of an unknown liquid and a paintbrush.
- Keywords
- costume; date; roller-skates
Page 231.
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My dad thinks I'm jitterbugging at the malt shop.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two teen couples are having sex in a motel room, unknown to their parents.
- Keywords
- generation gap; motel
Page 233.
- Script
- Don Addis (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Addis (signed)
- Inks
- Don Addis (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Another outburst like that and I'll clear the court.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A judge surveys the total chaos in his courtroom, which includes pie-throwing, wrestling, and rubber-tipped arrows.
- Keywords
- arrows; courtroom; judge; pies; wrestling
Page 234.
- Script
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Pencils
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Inks
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hey! What's WITH you two?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two commercial artists are working side-by-side. The woman is drawing ads for men's underwear and the man is drawing ads for women's underwear. They end up in a sexual frenzy right by their drawing boards.
- Keywords
- advertising; artists
Page 236.
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't care WHAT the Government is payin' for pork, I feel like a damn fool!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two cowboys are driving a herd of pigs.
- Keywords
- cowboys; guitars; horses; pigs
Page 239.
- Script
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll never make it ... I suffer from acrophobia
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two businessmen look at a cloud labeled "Success" that's at the end of a long staircase.
- Keywords
- allegory; stairs
Page 241.
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Arnold, why must you always be Dracula? Why can't you occasionally be Wolf Man?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman's bed partner comes through her window dressed as Dracula.
- Keywords
- Dracula; role-playing
Page 242.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Another aim of the women's-iberation movement, Mr. Brierley, is to change male-chauvinist attitudes.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman at the nudist camp talks about women's liberation, while a man seated nearby blows a smoke ring around one of her breasts.
- Keywords
- nudists; pipe; smoke rings; smoking; women's liberation
Page 245. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.
- Script
- Mischand
- Pencils
- Mischand
- Inks
- Mischand
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I asked for the PEKING duck!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A diner in a restaurant is served a platter with a duck peeking out from under the platter's cover.
- Keywords
- duck; homonym; restaurant
Page 246.
- Script
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Pencils
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Inks
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Looking for your ball, honey?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A golfer is so far in the rough he is near the candy house of the witch from "Hansel and Gretel."
- Keywords
- fairy tale; golf; rough; witch
Page 249.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just what do you want, fella, good grandma or good taste?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The "Dirty Old Lady" dances on the bar and does a strip-tease, while the bartender argues with a patron.
- Keywords
- bar; bartender; strip-tease
Page 251. The punchline is a play on the "What do you want, good grammar or good taste?" slogan from then-current Winston Cigarette advertisements. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.
- Script
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Pencils
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Inks
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let's see the little stinker try to steal THIS scene!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A movie actress prepares for a nude scene with a child actor, who's been stealing all her scenes.
- Keywords
- actress; movie-making; nude scene
Page 252.
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Wanda Homefree; Annie Fanny; Popeye (cameo); The Shadow (cameo); Maggie (from Bringing Up Father) (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Spoof of the feminist movement and men's clubs.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- adult; pornography; steam baths; women's liberation
Pages 254-257. Credits are intentionally obscured with stickers, but apparently are "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder." Title from Kurtzman's records.