- Script
- Ian Boothby (credited) (writer)
- Pencils
- James Lloyd (credited)
- Inks
- Dan Davis (credited)
- Colors
- Robert Stanley (credited)
- Letters
- Karen Bates (credited)
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Philip J. Fry; Bender; Turanga Leela; Dr. Zoidberg; Hercules Conrad; Daddy Bigbux; Prof. Farnsworth
- Synopsis
- Bender masquerades as a little girl in order to be adopted by an eccentric billionaire. Fry must attend a "baldness sensitivity" session.
Daddy Bigbux is a parody of the character Daddy Warbucks from the "Little Orphan Annie" comic strip, complete with a robot version of Punjab. Attending the baldness seminar are Professor X and Mantis from Marvel Comics, Captain Picard from Star Trek, and comic strip characters Charlie Brown, Henry and The Yellow Kid.