(October 2001)
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Tom Richmond
- Inks
- Tom Richmond
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Angelina Jolie [as Lotta Crotch]; Prince (cameo); White Spy (cameo); Black Spy (cameo); C-3PO (cameo); S.A.I.N.T. Number 5 (cameo); Harrison Ford [as Dr. Richard Kimble] (cameo); Tommy Lee Jones [as U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard] (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); Noah Taylor [as Lice]; Jon Voight [as Lord Crotch] (cameo); Megaman (cameo); Duke Nukem (cameo); Donkey Kong (cameo); Link (cameo); Sonic the Hedgehog (cameo); Crash Bandicoot (cameo); Pac-Man (cameo); Q-Bert (cameo)
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Dave Berg
- Inks
- Dave Berg
- Colors
- Wildstorm FX
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Roger Kaputnik
- Synopsis
- A cynical look at justice, relationships, reversals, planning ahead, education, therapy, weapons, priorities, lawyers, gardening, air travel, the office, truth, and doctors.
- Script
- Mike Snider
- Pencils
- Hermann Mejia
- Inks
- Hermann Mejia
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- The Little AOL Man
- Synopsis
- Odds on how a celeb will bite the big one.
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Shrek (cameo); William Hurt [as Professor Hubby]; Haley Joel Osment [as DaveNocchio]; Frances O’Connor [as Momica]; Pinocchio (cameo); Eveready the Bear; Jude Law [as Giggle-Low Joe]; Jake Thomas [as Mark’em]; R2-D2 (cameo); Robby the Robot (cameo); Robocop (cameo); Brent Spiner [as Data] (cameo); Tin Man (cameo);Scarecrow (cameo); Cowardly Lion (cameo); Dr. No; Blue Fairy (cameo)
- Reprints
- Script
- Al Jaffee (signed)
- Pencils
- Al Jaffee (signed)
- Inks
- Al Jaffee (signed)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Inside back cover.