Archie throws a sword at Jughead who's reading Treasure Island,in his attic. Startled Jug flees. Only to step on a skate, hit his head on a beam and get knocked out. Unconcious he dreams Archie is a evil pirate who hangs him by his thumbs and trys to feed him to the sharks. Until Achie throws a bucket of water on him, to bring him around.
When gabby runs out of halos for the pay phone, he beats the machine until all the halos spill out. Then Gabby and Gus go to work on a weight and fortune machine, becase they dont like the fortunes,until they end up behind bars.
Veronica's Uncle Bumble has the hiccups. The girls try to frighten him with a bearskin rug, it scares him but dosen't cure the hiccups. Suddenly, a real tiger appears and Uncle Bumble swats at it's face and attempts to put his head in the tigers mouth, thinking it's the girls again. When Veronica reappears and he realizes the tiger is real, he runs through the wall.