- Script
- Dave Sim
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- New rules, guys...
- Synopsis
- Dave explains his new rules for being at a convention.
Inside front cover. Also includes indicia. Circulation 24,200. Copyright noted as "All contents (C) 1985 Dave Sim".
- Pencils
- Dave Sim (signed as DS)
- Inks
- Dave Sim (signed as DS); Gerhard (signed as Ger)
- Colors
- Dave Sim (signed as DS); Gerhard (signed as Ger)
- Characters
- Cerebus; Weisshaupt
Same image as front cover, but without logo or any other lettering.