TV Girls and Gags #v1#3

(November 1954)

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? [as Vesel] (signed)

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Clancy, change that channel...

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Why don't you take time out now to get...

Genre

humor

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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Mind if I look at your TV?

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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What draft, Miss Twiggs?

Genre

humor

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Miss Twiggs

Synopsis

Miss Twiggs feels a draft. The man she's with pretends to not notice.

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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You'd better take your sandwich off the plate!

Genre

humor

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Lloyd Baker (signed)

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I'd say mademoiselle's present brand is too...

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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I only asked how his business was -

Genre

humor

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Your idea of hidden TV cameras in each department...

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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I just love to look into your Polaroid eyes, Helen.

Genre

humor

Characters

Helen

Synopsis

A man looks into Helen's eyes while she's wearing sunglasses.

[Man Refuses to Let Firefighters Save Him] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man is enjoying his television program so much that he refuses to let firefighters evacuate him from his burning home.

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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If you're getting rid of everything...

Genre

humor

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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How is the new girl in files doing?

Genre

humor

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Dick Smolinski (signed)

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Dick Smolinski (signed)

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Dick Smolinski (signed)

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Financing is easy... if you cut down on some other expenses.

Genre

humor

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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I must admit it's the most different set I've ever seen!

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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I'll have to hang up now, dear - somebody wants...

Genre

humor

[Businessman's Audience Needs Cue Cards] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A businessman's audience needs cue cards to know when to laugh at his jokes.

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Can she cook?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man at a slave auction wonders if the female slave can cook.

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?

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For years I've been nagging Simon to do something...

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humor

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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One way to get this lousy program off the air...

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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At first I was just another girl singer...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A singer attributes her success to wearing strapless gowns.

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Stop it, X-3E!

Genre

humor; science fiction

Characters

X-3E

Synopsis

The robot girlfriend of robot X-3E complains that her resistance tube is weak against him.

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Think

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A portrait of a woman in a bar has the 'think' sign draped over her.

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Darling, your pearls are like teeth.

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A dentist compliments a woman by comparing her pearls to teeth.

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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He's been keeping me in the dark.

Genre

humor

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Frank Lavan (signed)

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You've been cold toward me lately.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man and woman are alone on an island. The woman wonders if the man has met someone else.

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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We thought you'd like it this way.

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier returns home to find his room has been decorated to look like army barracks.

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What is it, Figby - and I'm warning you...

Genre

humor

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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I talked while Jackie Gleason was telling a joke!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man was thrown out of a bar for talking during a Jackie Gleason program.

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Couldn't they just talk it over like intelligent people...

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

boxing

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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I'm lost, miss... where do you live?

Genre

humor

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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When I get near a man... any man...

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humor

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Ray Forest (signed)

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If it wasn't for Mimi he wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Genre

humor

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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I'm no sore loser... I hope you're happy for the rest...

Genre

humor

Man Overinflates Tires (Table of Contents: 34)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

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Melvin Millar (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A gas station attendant gazing at woman overinflates a car's tire.

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Pro Procyson (signed)

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Pro Procyson (signed)

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Just a minute, folks - the chorus girls are undressing!

Genre

humor

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He says he built it to have a little privacy!

Genre

humor; military

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Two old-fashioneds, please.

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humor

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Just think of all those mothers-in-law!

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humor

[Prisoner Bends Bars in Shape of Woman] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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humor

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A prisoner has bent the bars in his cell into the shape of a woman.

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It's a strapless wrist watch to match my gown.

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humor

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Me and my big mouth!

Genre

humor

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Lew Follette (signed)

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Lew Follette (signed)

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And don't disgrace me by talking so much tonight...

Genre

humor; military

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Lew Follette (signed)

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Lew Follette (signed)

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I feel it's rushing things to let a boy kiss me...

Genre

humor

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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You don't take your game serious enough...

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

golf

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It's his laryngitis, doctor!

Genre

humor

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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You're late.

Genre

humor

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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I always say, a ring on the finger is worth two...

Genre

humor

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Dick Smolinski (signed)

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Miss Cummings, let's you and I have an inter-cardiac talk!

Genre

humor; medical

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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Roy Delgado (signed)

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I do - any other silly questions?

Genre

humor

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Frank Lavan (signed)

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Frank Lavan (signed)

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That was some demonstration.

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humor

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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Jack Pierce (signed)

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Marriages are wonderful institutions, son.

Genre

humor

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This model doesn't have a clutch, sir!

Genre

humor

[Monkey Salutes Woman] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An organ grinder's monkey tips his hat to a passing woman.

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Harry Jones (signed)

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Harry Jones (signed)

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Harry Jones (signed)

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Funny you haven't that book.

Genre

humor

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Principal wants to see you, Miss Roe...

Genre

humor

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? [as Marty] (signed)

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...Alll of a sudden I see a short, stocky, middle-aged...

Genre

humor

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Stop me if you've heard this one.

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humor

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Acme Candy Company - yum-yum!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

The receptionist for a candy company greets people by saying "yum-yum."

[Dancing Directions] (Table of Contents: 59)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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humor

Synopsis

A dancer receives instructions on which moves to take by a man's movements.

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Roy Williams (signed)

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Loyal, faithful little stinker - isn't he dependable?

Genre

humor

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Lend you ten dollars?

Genre

humor

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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But, Mr. Pollnow, when I said that I felt like...

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

golf

[Man Squirts Grapefruit Juice] (Table of Contents: 63)

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man gazing at another woman squirts grapefruit juice into his wife's eye.

[Man Greets Neighbor with Garden Hose] (Table of Contents: 64)

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? [as Gross] (signed)

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? [as Gross] (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man introduces himself to his female neighbor by tying his garden hose into the word 'hello.'

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Dick Weinert (signed)

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Me and my snap judgment!

Genre

humor

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? [as C. Gray] (signed)

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Would you happen to know a half dozen girls...

Genre

humor

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Oscar claims that as far as he's concerned...

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[People Jump Off Television Screen] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

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Ray Forest (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Tiny figures of people jump off of a television screen.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.