- Script
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Welcome, Pal! What's the handle...Porky?
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Pop Tate; Mary Andrews; Fred Andrews; Stanley
- Synopsis
- After teasing an obese guy Archie dreams that he is obese and that all of his friends make fun of him.
An almost exact story with the same title, page count, characters and many of the same jokes appears in Life with Archie #95.