Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Comic Book Guy; Milhouse van Houten; Wendell; Sherri; Terri; Martin Prince; Nelson Muntz; Database; Ralph Wiggum; Itchy; Scratchy; Luann van Houten; Ned Flanders; Reverend Lovejoy; Helen Lovejoy; Barney Gumble; Mayor Quimby; Professor Frink; Snake; Apu Nahasapeemapetilon; Mr. Burns [Charles Montgomery Burns]; Waylon Smithers; Moe Szyslak; Bumblebee Man; Fat Tony; Legs; Gil; Santa's Little Helper.
Every kid in Springfield wants one of the hottest toys to hit the marketplace in years this Christmas... the new Itchy & Scratchy Interactive Playsets. However, one man stands in their way. One sarcastic, sandal-wearing, internet-browsing, mylar-sealing, Star Trek-watching, fast-food dripping, comic shop owner who has cornered the market. Brace yourself for a wild sleigh ride, when special guest writer Paul Dini takes on toy crazes, action figures, and the high-priced speculator market in "Worst Christmas Ever!" [per solicitation]