Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]; J. Jonah Jackal; J. Jeremiah Jackal; Bunsen Bunny; Upton Adam Stray; VILLAIN: Quackula; The Pinhead of Crime; Old McDonald; Dr. Chickenstein; Moooooooommy
Spider-Ham captures The Pinhead of Crime. Jonah sends Peter and the interns to cover Quackula threatening citizens, and they stay at Old McDonald's Farm, which just happens to be where Dr. Chickenstein is creating a monster from vegetables. Spider-Ham arrives, and overcomes his fear to defeat Moooooooommy and the other horrors, who turn out to be quite friendly.
Letters submitted by Gary Bennett; David Francella; Johan Harper; Scott Bobye; Scott Slifer; Christian D. Pond; Lucas Sparks; Sandy Kat; Ian Frater. Column titled "Pigpen" (one word, in quotes) in this issue.