Spider-Ham [also appears as Peter Porker]; J. Jeremiah Jackal; Bunsen Bunny; Upton Adam Stray; J. Jonah Jackal; GUEST: Ozzy Ostrich; VILLAIN: The Pawn Broker
At an Ozzy Ostrich concert, the interns love the music, but Peter doesn't; all are impressed when Ozzy bites the head off a chocolate bunny. Spider-Ham fights Ozzy, but leaves when it turns out there was no crime. Ozzy's new guitar hypnotizes the crowd, but Peter has cotton in his ears. Fighting the crowd, he puts cotton in their ears, and Ozzy stops the Pawn Broker.
French sculptor Gopher Baroque turns himself into the stone-like Grey Gopher; when Captain Americat tries to stop him, he's turned into stone and becomes the Grey Gopher's slave, until the transformation wears off and the Gopher is captured.