- Script
- Claire Doyle
- Pencils
- Stan Goldberg
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- teen; humor
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; Mr. Lodge
- Synopsis
- Archie and Jughead listen to a hobo's crazy stories about being a millionaire, and top him by telling even crazier stories about their own lives.
- Reprints
Writing originally credited to Frank Doyle; actually one of a few early '80s stories by his daughter Claire.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Stan Goldberg
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- teen; humor
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Fred Andrews; Mary Andrews; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Archie starts providing narration to his own life, as if he's the hero of a hard-boiled detective novel.
- Reprints
The splash panel shows Goldberg imitating Samm Schwartz's style by letting Archie's feet spill over into the panels below.