- Frank Doyle
- Dan DeCarlo
- Rudy Lapick
- Bill Yoshida
- teen; humor
- Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle
- Archie and Reggie come up with a plan to stop Betty and Veronica from staring at the handsome lifeguard.
Reggie's line "Herr Doktor! Foist we get rid of der germ!" is a reference to a recurring bit by Arte Johnson on the then-popular TV show LAUGH-IN.
Archie's line "Let's all fly to the moon on gossamer wings" is a reference to Cole Porter's song "Just One of Those Things."