At the bottom of the first page is a four panel strip promoting Casper comics and TV show. At the bottom of the second page is a four panel strip promoting Sad Sack comics.
Sarge Circle; Slob Slobinski; Sad Sack; Colonel Mutt; General Rockjaw; General Biggun; Lieutenant Shavetail; Captain Crabb; Major Bilge
Synopsis
The Sarge concocts a story about a fictitious sister in order to cover for his sloppy quarters. Unfortunately, everyone up the chain of command falls in love with her after seeing her picture, but she turns out to be General Biggun's daughter.