- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Letters
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Reggie Mantle
- Synopsis
- The fathers of all of Reggie's dates won't leave them alone without some sort of obstruction between him and the date.
Inside front cover.
- Script
- Joe Edwards ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Archie Andrews [as Alice]; Jughead Jones [as the White Rabbit]; Veronica Lodge [as The Queen of Hearts]; Reggie Mantle [as The Knave of Hearts]; Mr. Weatherbee [as The Mad Hatter]
- Synopsis
- The "Alice In Wonderland" story is redone in a Riverdale setting.
- Reprints
When reprinted in World of Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #33, writing is credited to George Gladir, pencils to Bob White and inks/letters to Marty Epp. Previously credited to Bill Vigoda.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Answers to pen pal solicitations are presented, and then the authors are revealed.
- Reprints
Previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- George Gladir ?
- Pencils
- Samm Schwartz
- Inks
- Samm Schwartz
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Samm Schwartz
- Genre
- satire-parody; teen
- Synopsis
- Jughead offers solutions to less-than-desirable dates that are also puns on electrical terminology.
- Script
- Sy Reit ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody; teen
- Characters
- Dilton Doiley; Jughead Jones; Moose Mason; Reggie Mantle; Midge Klump; Archie Andrews; Hiram Lodge; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not panels: Jughead speaks foreign languages; Moose doesn't punch Reggie; Riverdale's jai-alai team is undefeated; Mr. Lodge is nice to Archie.
Previously credited to Dan DeCarlo, Vince DeCarlo, and Marty Epp.
- Script
- George Gladir
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Jughead Jones (host); Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
- Synopsis
- Examples of people who personify similes.
Previously credited to Samm Schwartz.
- Script
- Joe Edwards ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Reggie Mantle; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Moose Mason; Midge Klump; Ophelia Glutenschnable
- Synopsis
- Examples of people saying diplomatic things and thinking less diplomatic things.
- Reprints
Previously credited to Bill Vigoda. Story ends with note asking readers for suggestions for this feature.
- Script
- Joe Edwards ?
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo
- Inks
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Jughead Jones
- Synopsis
- Jughead's painting of a burning cigarette is a little too realistic.
- Script
- Sy Reit ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Characters
- Archie Andrews
- Synopsis
- Instructions on how to make the Archie image printed on the comic's centerfold into a face mask.
- Reprints
Art previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- George Gladir ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Joe Edwards
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Midge Klump; Archie Andrews; Fred Andrews; Miss Grundy; Jughead Jones; Mr. Weatherbee
- Synopsis
- Historical American events are contrasted with parodies performed by the Riverdale gang.
- Reprints
Previously credited to Bill Vigoda.
- Script
- Joe Edwards ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Joe Edwards
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Jughead Jones (host); Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
- Synopsis
- A blank comic page entitled "The Hilarious Adventures of Clyde Diddit (Who He?)", complete with panel grids and lettered sound effects, is presented for the reader to draw in the action.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- Terry Szenics ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Terry Szenics ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Aunt Juggie [Jughead Jones]; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
- Synopsis
- Examples of how to avoid fights between lovers, or to make up if you have one, illustrated by Archie, Betty and Veronica.
- Reprints
Previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Betty Cooper (host); Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
- Synopsis
- Advertisement for dehydrated gold nuggets.
Previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Dilton Doiley (host)
- Synopsis
- Advertisement for a bowling ball with homing radar.
Previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Mr. Weatherbee (host)
- Synopsis
- How cavemen discovered uses for water.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Harry Lucey
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We've been shooting for giant, fun-filled books that we know you'll like!
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones
- Reprints
Advertisement for Jughead Annual #8 and Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica Annual #8.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- Terry Szenics
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Miss Grundy; Dilton Doiley; Moose Mason
- Synopsis
- Identify the nine pictured characters and win your very own cartoonist.
- Reprints
Inside back cover. Previously credited to Bill Vigoda.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Harry Lucey
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Take this free gift...
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle