Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Mr. Lodge; Miss Grundy; Romulus Jones; Lancelot Jones; Olaf the Viking; Stonewall Jones (mention); Socrates T. Jones (mention)
Synopsis
After interviewing Mr. Lodge for the school newspaper, Jughead is inspired to look up his ancestors. What he finds is less than inspiring.
Because he can't get into the Frosh Luncheon without a date, Jughead makes dates with Betty, Veronica, and Midge (just to be sure.) That manages to make both the girls and the boys mad at him. Archie comes up with a psychological torture involving food, but that doesn't work.
Archie has to stay home and clean out the garage. Reggie pays Jughead $5.00 to do the job, but Archie is in trouble when Jughead takes cleaning out too literally.