Jughead brings to life an ancient Egyptian statue in a museum, so he decides to feed him hamburgers. The living statue tries to attack Betty and Veronica, but they only laugh at his clothing. He finally manages to scare Midge, but Moose takes care of him in one punch.
Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Mr. Weatherbee; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
Jughead accidentally trips and the pie he was holding flies into Reggie's face. This becomes an excuse for an all-out pie fight. Everyone gets to taste the pie and it works up an appetite, so they sit down and eat the pies.
Jughead Jones; Mr. Weatherbee; Archie Andrews; Miss Grundy
Mr. Weatherbee dumps Miss Grundy's fresh soil out his window, so Archie and Jughead drop her potted plants one by one to replant them in the pile of soil. The last one was her prize geranium, which lands on Mr. Weatherbee's head as he looks out to see what's going on.
The "United Girls Against Jughead" decide they must use a computer to determine Jughead's soulmate, in order to keep his anti-girl ways from spreading. They overload the computer and wreck it by making that request.-