- Frank Doyle
- Dan DeCarlo
- Rudy Lapick
- Barry Grossman
- Bill Yoshida
- teen; humor
- Josie; Valerie; Alan M.; Alexander Cabot III; Alexandra Cabot
- Alexandra is so pathetically love-struck over Alan M. that she goes into insane ecstasy at the mere mention of his name. Even Josie takes pity on Alexandra and asks Alan to pay a little attention to her. But as soon as he's nice to her, she takes it as a sign that he doesn't love her.
Josie is wearing a Charlie Chaplin t-shirt.
Alexandra acts a lot like Betty Cooper in this story, and it has been speculated that this could be a "Betty acts crazy over Archie" script rewritten for this title.