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- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason; Midge Klump; Jughead Jones
- Synopsis
- Reggie comments to Jughead that he'd like to date Midge. When Jughead says that there are easier ways to commit suicide, Reggie tells Jughead that he isn't afraid of Moose (and thinks "especially when he's not around"). Midge tells Reggie not to hang around because Moose is in the area. Reggie tells Midge to forget that big ox and let him take her out. Midge asks Reggie how he can take her out when he's going to be in the hospital for the next three weeks. When Reggie asks since when is he going to be in the hospital, Midge says "since the big ox heard you ask me out".
- Reprints
One of the few single-page gags in this book.
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- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; un-named umpire; un-named catcher
- Synopsis
- Archie causes Reggie to strike out by throwing him a screwball. Betty comments that Archie throws the best screwballs in the league. Reggie says that it figures - it takes one to throw one.
- Reprints
Like most of the stories in this comic, this is a half-page, three-panel gag strip. This story occupies the top half of the page. Bottom half occupied by "Bam Slam". This is one of the few stories in the comic without a rhyming title.
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- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Moose Mason; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones
- Synopsis
- Reggie tells Moose he's "on the level". Moose doesn't believe him, and punches Reggie. As Reggie is laying flat on his back on the beach, Jughead says that NOW he's on the level.
- Reprints
Another 3-panel, half-page gag strip. Top half of the page occupied by "The Pitcher".