Cracked #32
(November 1963)

Major Publications, 1958 Series
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Price
0.25 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
bi-monthly
On-sale Date
1963
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Major Magazines Inc.
Editing
Robert Sproul (credited as Robert C. Sproul) (editor, publisher); Bette Martin (associate editor)

This Is a Laughing Matter (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
John Severin (signed)
Inks
John Severin (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Sylvester P. Smythe

The New '63 Shoverollit Trucks Are Work Tested on the Slam-Bang Baja Run! (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of Chevrolet advertisements.
On inside front cover.

Contents (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Credits as printed are Artists: John Severin, Le Poer [John Severin], Bill McCartney [Bill Ward], J. Lewis [John Severin], Pete Wyma. Writers: George Gladir, Bill Ward, John Powers [John Severin], Jay Lynch, Don Edwing, Joe Kiernan, Bette Martin.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

Ads of Yore (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The Rescue (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody; superhero
Characters
Superguy
Synopsis
When Superguy is found changing his clothes inside a telephone booth the police arrest him.

The Evolution of Beauty Contests (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Hurry Ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mommy! Mrs. Murphy's house is on fire!
Genre
humor
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Introduced as a variation on the usual 'Shut Up' feature.

What I'd Like to Be When I Grow Up (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Inside Dope (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Peter Wyma (signed as Pete Wyma)
Inks
Peter Wyma (signed as Pete Wyma)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Historical Scoops (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin
Inks
John Severin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The Bully (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
Tired of being abused by a bully on the beach our protagonist takes a bodybuilding course. Unfortunately, so does the bully.

Indexer Notes

Parody of Charles Atlas advertisements.

Cracked Future Antiques (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Modern Chess Set (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin
Inks
John Severin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The Duck Hunter (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A duck hunter is undone by a duck who uses a decoy to lure the hunter into a trap.

Letters from Bette (Table of Contents: 15)

text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bette Martin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Getting the Gate in '68 (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

The Movie Monsters Strike... (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
When a monsters union goes on strike the movie monsters have to find new occupations. Undaunted, Hollywood finds new ways to depict horror.
Reprints

The Horn (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The American Space Base on Mars (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody; science fiction
Reprints

[Gala Jamboree] (Table of Contents: 20)

text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. This Is a Laughing Matter
  2. 1. The New '63 Shoverollit Trucks Are Work Tested on the Slam-Bang Baja Run!
  3. 2. Contents
  4. 3. [no title indexed]
    Letters
  5. 4. Ads of Yore
  6. 5. The Rescue
  7. 6. The Evolution of Beauty Contests
  8. 7. ["Mommy! Mrs. Murphy's house is on fire!"]
    Hurry Ups
  9. 8. What I'd Like to Be When I Grow Up
  10. 9. Inside Dope
  11. 10. Historical Scoops
  12. 11. The Bully
  13. 12. Cracked Future Antiques
  14. 13. Modern Chess Set
  15. 14. The Duck Hunter
  16. 15. Letters from Bette
  17. 16. Getting the Gate in '68
  18. 17. The Movie Monsters Strike...
  19. 18. The Horn
  20. 19. The American Space Base on Mars
  21. 20. [Gala Jamboree]
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  • Nick Caputo
  • Bill Devine
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Andrew Krieg