Cracked #87
(September 1970)

Major Publications, 1958 Series
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Price
0.35 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
Monthly except February, April, June, December
On-sale Date
1970
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Major Magazines Inc.
Editing
Robert Sproul (credited as Robert C. Sproul) (publisher); Jimm J. Grady (editor)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
John Severin (signed)
Inks
John Severin (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Sylvester P. Smythe
Reprints

Contents (Table of Contents: 1)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Credits printed on this page - Artists: John Severin, Bill Ward, Vic Martin, John Langton, Bob Taylor, Joe Mead, Oskar Blotta, Charlie Rodrigues. Writers: Paul Laikin, George Gladir, Joe Kiernan, Stu Schwatzberg, Henry Nuwer, Howard Taylor.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Letters / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

Butch Cavity and the Sundrenched Kid (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of the motion picture 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.'

The Piggy Bank (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Caracu (signed)
Inks
Caracu (signed)
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Reprints

Cracked Looks at Telephones (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

The Man and the Bird (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)
Pencils
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)
Inks
Oskar Blotta Jr. (signed)

Genre
humor
Reprints

The Fight Against Air & Water Pollution (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Sagebrush / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let go, Lucifer --- I can't hold on much longer!!
Genre
humor; western-frontier
Characters
Sagebrush; Lucifer

When Prime Time Goes Gourmet... (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Cracked Visits a Track Meet (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Cracked's Fun and Puzzle Contests (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bob Taylor (signed)
Inks
Bob Taylor (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Elvis Talks Salary (Like a Million!) (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

[Rocket Flight] (Table of Contents: 13)

Hudd & Dini / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

Genre
humor
Characters
Hudd; Dini
Synopsis
Hudd and Dini build a rocket to escape prison but the guard makes them think he's an alien to scare them back to their cell.
Reprints

The Moon Ate a Big Pink Kumquat (Table of Contents: 14)

James Bond; Spy Swatter Section / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photos)
Inks
? (photos)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
James Bond
Synopsis
Stills of James Bond are re-purposed into jokes.
Reprints

Inflation (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as McCartney)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

How to Make an 'X' Movie Out of a Classic Film (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bob Taylor (signed)
Inks
Bob Taylor (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
Movies including Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the Pied Piper, Tom Sawyer, Pinnochio, Noah's Ark and Swiss Family Robinson are altered to become 'X' rated films.
Reprints

Cracked's Record Reviews (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Langton
Inks
John Langton
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Specialized Parties That Fit a Magazine (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

Shut-ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Charlie Rodrigues (signed)
Inks
Charlie Rodrigues (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I told you that my new sports car would stop on a dime!
Genre
humor
Reprints

Silver Spoon the Magazine for Millionaires (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Inks
John Severin (signed as SEVERIN)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. Contents
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
    Letters
  4. 3. Butch Cavity and the Sundrenched Kid
  5. 4. The Piggy Bank
  6. 5. Cracked Looks at Telephones
  7. 6. The Man and the Bird
  8. 7. The Fight Against Air & Water Pollution
  9. 8. ["Let go, Lucifer --- I can't hold on much longer!!"]
    Sagebrush
  10. 9. When Prime Time Goes Gourmet...
  11. 10. Cracked Visits a Track Meet
  12. 11. Cracked's Fun and Puzzle Contests
  13. 12. Elvis Talks Salary (Like a Million!)
  14. 13. [Rocket Flight]
    Hudd & Dini
  15. 14. The Moon Ate a Big Pink Kumquat
    James Bond; Spy Swatter Section
  16. 15. Inflation
  17. 16. How to Make an 'X' Movie Out of a Classic Film
  18. 17. Cracked's Record Reviews
  19. 18. Specialized Parties That Fit a Magazine
  20. 19. ["I told you that my new sports car would stop on a dime!"]
    Shut-ups
  21. 20. Silver Spoon the Magazine for Millionaires
This issue was modified by, among others
  • Boris Ammerlaan
  • Nick Caputo
  • Bill Devine
  • Michael Hoskin