Cracked #344
(June 2000)

Globe Communications, 1985 Series
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Price
3.95 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly except February, April and June
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Globe Communications Corp.
Barcode
074470062547 06
Editing
Dick Kulpa (credited) (editor); Peet Janes (credited) (managing editor); Barry Dutter (credited) (associate editor, chief writer); Bobbie Bender (associate editor); Suzie Estridge (associate editor)

Issue Notes

Twenty of the fifty-two pages are in color.
This is the first issue to be Published by American Media Entertainment.It was previously published by Globe Communications.

[We Spear Britney And Jennifer!] (Table of Contents)

Celebrity Satire / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Nelson Dewey; Dick Kulpa
Inks
Nelson Dewey; Dick Kulpa
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Jennifer Lopez; Sylvester P. Smythe; Britney Spears

Britney's Spheres (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Pencils
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Inks
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

Inside Cracked Magazine (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
various
Letters
typeset

Malcontents in the Middle (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Andy Simmons (credited)
Pencils
Frank Cummings (credited)
Inks
Frank Cummings (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the television series 'Malcolm in the Middle.'

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Roasting Mother Goose / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Martin
Pencils
Vic Martin
Inks
Vic Martin
Colors
?
Letters
Vic Martin

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Old Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander...
Genre
humor; satire-parody

Life in the Year 1900 vs Life in the year 2000 (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Marshmallow Law (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Greg Grabianski (credited)
Pencils
John Severin (credited)
Inks
John Severin (credited)
Letters
Dick Kulpa (credited)

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the television series 'Marital Law.'

A Handy Guide to Hands (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Pencils
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Inks
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

UFO (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Pencils
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Inks
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Letters
Dick Kulpa (credited)

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

Shut-Ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Joseph O'Brien (credited)
Pencils
Don Orehek (credited)
Inks
Don Orehek (credited)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Push! Push! You can do it!
Genre
humor

Recreational Sports for the Undead (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Cliff Mott (credited)
Pencils
Cliff Mott (credited)
Inks
Cliff Mott (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Spies and Sabs Hit a Nudist Colony (Table of Contents: 11)

Spies and Saboteurs / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Pencils
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Inks
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)
Letters
Michael Ricigliano (signed as Ricig)

Genre
humor

God-Hilla! (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Tom Richmond (credited, signed)
Pencils
Tom Richmond (credited, signed)
Inks
Tom Richmond (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Godzilla parody.

Peek@you! I See You (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Pencils
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Inks
Kent Kennedy (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
Pikachu is a peeper.

Indexer Notes

Pokemon parody.

Designer Pots... for the Rich and Famous! (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Morse (credited)
Pencils
Rurik Tyler (credited); Dick Kulpa (credited)
Inks
Rurik Tyler (credited); Dick Kulpa (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Stewed a Little (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone (credited)
Pencils
Walter Brogan (credited)
Inks
Walter Brogan (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Stuart Little.'

Indoor Adventures (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Ron Barrett (credited)
Pencils
Ron Barrett (credited)
Inks
Ron Barrett (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
Ron Barrett (credited)

Genre
humor

When the Post Office Starts Selling Really Popular Stamps (Table of Contents: 17)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Dutter (credited)
Pencils
Barry Dutter (credited)
Inks
Barry Dutter (credited)
Colors
Barry Dutter (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Teen Magazines Through the Ages (Table of Contents: 18)

photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Pencils
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Inks
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Colors
Gunnar Johnson (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Let's Make Books More Like Web Sites (Table of Contents: 19)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Howard Cruse (sourced)
Inks
Howard Cruse (sourced)
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor

Spoof Daddy! (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bobbie Bender (credited)
Pencils
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Inks
Dick Kulpa (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

Bad Marketing Ideas (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tom Milutinovic (credited)
Pencils
Tom Milutinovic (credited)
Inks
Tom Milutinovic (credited)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [We Spear Britney And Jennifer!]
    Celebrity Satire
  2. 1. Britney's Spheres
  3. 2. Inside Cracked Magazine
  4. 3. Malcontents in the Middle
  5. 4. ["Old Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander..."]
    Roasting Mother Goose
  6. 5. Life in the Year 1900 vs Life in the year 2000
  7. 6. Marshmallow Law
  8. 7. A Handy Guide to Hands
  9. 8. UFO
  10. 9. ["Push! Push! You can do it!"]
    Shut-Ups
  11. 10. Recreational Sports for the Undead
  12. 11. Spies and Sabs Hit a Nudist Colony
    Spies and Saboteurs
  13. 12. God-Hilla!
  14. 13. Peek@you! I See You
  15. 14. Designer Pots... for the Rich and Famous!
  16. 15. Stewed a Little
  17. 16. Indoor Adventures
  18. 17. When the Post Office Starts Selling Really Popular Stamps
  19. 18. Teen Magazines Through the Ages
  20. 19. Let's Make Books More Like Web Sites
  21. 20. Spoof Daddy!
  22. 21. Bad Marketing Ideas
This issue was modified by, among others
  • Katie
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Per Sandell
  • Jim Van Dore
  • Terry Watkins