Brad and Willow agree to go to a log cabin in the mountains for a short vacation. But, Brad invited Willow because he's a ghoul looking for a meal. Willow invited Brad because she's a vampire looking for a meal. But, they fall in love and each privately swears not to harm the other. Then, a big snowstorm strands them in the cabin. However, they still manage to hold to their private vows. Willow drinks all of her own blood, and Brad eats most of his own flesh.
A contractor blackmails a dirty mayor to get his road plans approved by the town council. After greasing a few more palms, the plan is approved. Sure, there's a cemetery right where the road's going to go, but moving bodies costs too much. They decide to simply build right over the graves. But, while inspecting the progress of the roadwork, the mayor, councilors, and contractor find out that the dead will have the last word. The men are found in their car the next morning, squashed flat by a steamroller.
A man is suffering from a split-personality, and nothing seems able to cure him. Psychiatry doesn't help, and neither do drugs. In desperation, he visits a voodoo priest, who fashions a voodoo doll of his patient. The priest then plunges a needle into the "bad" side of the doll, hopefully "killing" the rift in the man's mind. It works, too! An unfortunate side-effect is that the left side of the man's body was also killed, and has become a rotting corpse.
Stanley loves to fish. At least, that's what he tells his wife, Bernice. He's always going away on fishing trips, leaving her alone with all his mounted trophies. One day, she follows him and finds out his "fishing trips" are no more than excuses to hook up with his mistress. So, when Stanley returns home one night, Bernice decides to mount a trophy of her own up on the wall.
Hank has quite a shock when he sees a giant pink blob descend upon one of his cattle and devour it. Then, Hank himself has to flee for his life. Desperate, he visits a friend of his, the scientist Willy. After listening intently to Hank's story, Willy theorizes that the creature is from the "fourth dimension". Willy uses a device to propel himself into the fourth dimension, where he hopes to determine the blob's weak point. Minutes later, the device explodes and Willy reappears. He's dead, with a look of horror frozen on his face. On the upside, the blob seems to have been killed, as well.
Roger has succeeded in inventing a machine that can convert matter from one form to another. His wife, Hannah, is not impressed; she wants Roger to go back to teaching so they can make some money. This attitude drives Roger into the willing arms of his assistant, Sally. One night, with Hannah rapidly approaching, Roger transforms Sally into a statue to escape a compromising situation. In a rage, Hannah shatters the statue and leaves. Roger frantically reassembles the statue and reverses the process, returning Sally to human form. Oops. It appears he missed a piece. Yuch.
Old Gregory sure does love his old Model-T. He even claims it's human, in a way. But, Gregory falls very ill, and his sister has to sell all his belongings to pay the medical bills. Even the car ends up sold to a local teen. He just bought it for a few laughs, but it becomes clear the car doesn't like him at all, finally driving itself away without him. When Gregory finally dies, onlookers are astonished to see a driverless Model-T following the hearse. Later on, the old car is found at the bottom of a cliff. It just couldn't go on without Gregory.
After a long voyage, astronauts land on an alien world, where they soon meet up with the world's natives. Relations do not end well, with each side accusing the other of insults and instigating war. But, it turns out that one group were from Mars, and the others were from Venus. They had both landed on Earth at the same time, mistaking the others for the native inhabitants. And now, both worlds have declared war on the people of Earth, who know nothing about any of this!