- Script
- Harold Smith (credited as Hal Smith)
- Pencils
- Fernando Ruiz (credited)
- Inks
- Jon D'Agostino (credited)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman (credited)
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida (credited)
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Pop Tate
- Synopsis
- Betty wants to watch a romance movie on one channel, Archie wants to watch a science fiction movie on another channel, and they each have a remote control.
The Science Fiction Zone is a parody of The Twilight Zone. Rinaldo is a parody of Geraldo.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo ?
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Reggie beats Archie for a chance to coach a girls' bowling team but he doesn't realize that the "girls" are all retirees.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bowling
Credits from the reprint in the index of Archie... Archie Andrews Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #76.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo
- Inks
- Jim DeCarlo ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; un-named female cousin of Dilton's
- Synopsis
- Archie asks Veronica for help explaining an equation with improper fractions. Veronica calls Betty and says she's sending Archie over. Betty quickly gets her hair done, puts on makeup, etc. She takes one look at the problem, gives Archie the answer, then tries to make out with him. Veronica sees what's happening, argues with Betty, and the girls realize that Archie's gone. They finally find him with Dilton's beautiful cousin under a tree, with Archie's head in her lap. She's impressed that Archie got the answer, and Archie simply says "it's nothing when you know how".
- Reprints
Dilton's cousin is not given a name in this story.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo Jr.
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Merlin; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge
- Synopsis
- Archie tries to impress everybody with magic shoes that a magician gave him. These shoes make him very fast, but everyone he talks to tells him to slow down and see the good things in life.
- Reprints
Writer and inker credit from the credits listed in Archie's Funhouse Double Digest (Archie, 2014 series) #4. Art previously credited to Dan DeCarlo.