- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Stan Goldberg
- Inks
- Jon D'Agostino
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This is the way it happened -- so help me! You could look it up! You know ol' Arch and ol' Jughead! Real, what ya might call, insufferable pals, right?
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Arnie Roth
- Synopsis
- A man of the cloth (namely a cloth salesman from Duluth) convinces Betty, Veronica and Jughead not to fight over Archie's attention all the time, but when they try to give him his space, he's shattered by their rejection of him.
- Reprints
This otherwise standard story is told in a somewhat surreal way, with ironic narrative captions in almost every panel and some very Vaudevillian dialogue.
- Script
- George Gladir
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo Jr.
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Ah! Spring is here!
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Dilton Doiley; Moose Mason; Reggie Mantle; Midge Klump
- Synopsis
- Moose can't wait to get his hands on Reggie.
- Reprints
Credits from the reprint in Archie's Funhouse Double Digest (Archie, 2014 series) #13.
- Script
- George Gladir
- Pencils
- Samm Schwartz
- Inks
- Samm Schwartz
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Samm Schwartz
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hot Dog! What a perfect day for golf!
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Mary Andrews; Fred Andrews
- Synopsis
- Fred takes up oil painting after deciding golf may be too strenuous.
- Reprints
Credits from the index of the original printing, no credits listed in this digest.