- Script
- George Gladir
- Pencils
- Stan Goldberg
- Inks
- Mike Esposito
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge
- Synopsis
- Veronica has too many remote controls so Archie buys a master remote control for all of her devices.
- Reprints
Credits reprinted in Archie & Friends Double Digest Magazine (2011 series) #22.
- Script
- Kathleen Webb (credited)
- Pencils
- Dan Parent (credited)
- Inks
- Scott McRae (credited)
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; science fiction; teen
- Characters
- Archie 3000; Veronica 3000; Betty 3000; Mr. Lodge 3000; Dexter 3000 (Archie's cousin)
- Synopsis
- Veronica is upset because her videophone shows her when she doesn't look her best. Her father suggests using an old-fashioned audio-only telephone to solve the problem.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- flu; telephone; viewphone
The antique telephone is a rotary-dial model. Characters do Tex Avery-ish eye-stretching "takes" in several panels.
- Script
- George Gladir
- Pencils
- Al Hartley
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Watch me play a gag on Miss Grundy!
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Geraldine Grundy; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper
- Synopsis
- Archie tries to scare Miss Grundy with a rubber monster mask.
- Reprints
Credits from the index of Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #67.