- Script:
- Sarah Dyer
- Letters:
- typeset
- Script:
- Jessica Abel
- Pencils:
- Jessica Abel
- Inks:
- Jessica Abel
- Letters:
- Jessica Abel
- Synopsis:
- House painters have to stop working when a rain storm arrives. While they are packing up their supplies, a motorcycle with 2 riders goes by at very high speed. Not long after a semi truck drives by. A few miles down the road the painters see the truck at the side of the road, the driver is flagging them down. The motorcycle they had seen earlier is lying on the road, but no sign of the riders. They look around, then see them lying on the road, twisted like rag dolls, dead.
- Script:
- Chris Tobey
- Pencils:
- Chris Tobey
- Inks:
- Chris Tobey
- Letters:
- Chris Tobey
- Synopsis:
- A woman offers tips on how to have a more normal life to the stereotypical superhero comic fanboy.
- Script:
- Carolyn Ridsdale
- Pencils:
- Carolyn Ridsdale
- Inks:
- Carolyn Ridsdale
- Letters:
- Carolyn Ridsdale
- Characters:
- Fishead
- Synopsis:
- Fishead goes undercover as a general/military dictator in order to catch who is selling illegal weapons such as missile, tanks, torture devices, airplanes, etc.
- Script:
- Emily Ryan Lerner
- Pencils:
- Emily Ryan Lerner
- Inks:
- Emily Ryan Lerner
- Letters:
- Emily Ryan Lerner
- Synopsis:
- Several examples of people who are rude or obnoxious in public. She likes rude people because there are so many of them.
- Script:
- Ariel Bordeaux
- Pencils:
- Ariel Bordeaux
- Inks:
- Ariel Bordeaux
- Letters:
- Ariel Bordeaux
- Synopsis:
- A girl goes rollerskating, but has trouble keeping her balance until she starts singing the "Rollercoaster of Love" out loud. Just when all is going well, she trips over a sidewalk curb. A man wearing no pants offers her a hand, she jumps up, he says he didn't mean to scare her, she rollerskates back home.
- Script:
- Carol Seatory
- Pencils:
- Carol Seatory
- Inks:
- Carol Seatory
- Letters:
- Carol Seatory
- Synopsis:
- A woman treats herself to a magazine. The articles all make her feel like she needs new clothes, a new hairstyle, to lose weight, to exercise more, and that her relationships fail because she's neurotic. As she puts down the magazine she thinks that she always feels better after a good read.
- Script:
- Patty Leidy
- Pencils:
- Patty Leidy
- Inks:
- Patty Leidy
- Letters:
- Patty Leidy
- Synopsis:
- A woman talks about how her productivity declines when the new Fall TV season starts, but realizes she is obsessed, and decides that it's OK as she sits down to watch a "Roseanne" rerun.
- Script:
- Megan Kelso
- Pencils:
- Megan Kelso
- Inks:
- Megan Kelso
- Letters:
- Megan Kelso
- Characters:
- Audrey; Jack; Professor Sims
- Synopsis:
- Audrey is writing a musical fugue while thinking about breaking up with her boyfriend, Jack. She falls asleep at the piano. Jack arrives, she plays her fugue for him, and the message comes through in the music even with no words. He takes back the locket he gave her, then leaves.
- Letters:
- typeset
Info about the contributors to this issue, in order of appearance in the issue. Info tells about their other credits, and gives mailing addresses for each contributor, along with mail order prices for their own publications.
- Pencils:
- Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer
- Inks:
- Evan Dorkin; Sarah Dyer
- Letters:
- typeset
Advertisement for an Action Girl T-shirt featuring a drawing of Action Girl by Evan Dorkin. Also features small black-and-white reproduction of the cover for Action Girl Comics (Slave Labor Graphics, 1994 series) #4, and info on the contens of that issue.
- Letters:
- typeset
Info on other books recommended by the editor, both for self-published mini-comics and for other comics, also has a coupon for a Slave Labor Graphics catalog and a free Action Girl sticker (featuring the image from the T-shirt).
- Letters:
- typeset
Letters commenting on Action Girl Comics (Slave Labor Graphics, 1994 series) #1 and #2.
- Letters:
- typeset
Advertisement for the May 14, 1995 Alternative Press Expo convention (A.P.E. II).