- Script
- Grant Morrison (credited)
- Pencils
- John Van Fleet (credited)
- Inks
- John Van Fleet (credited)
- Colors
- John Van Fleet (credited)
- Letters
- Todd Klein (credited) (type design)
- Genre
- superhero
- Characters
- Batman [Bruce Wayne]; Alfred Pennyworth; Jeremiah Arkham; Commissioner James Gordon; Lou Perroni (dies); Cassius Collins (dies); Joker (villain); Harley Quinn [Harleen Quinzel; also as Jane Wisakedjak] (villain); Bozzo the Bandit (villain, deceased); Peanuts Parker (villain, dies); Charlie Cheesemold (villain, dies); Sheba (villain); Solomon (villain, dies)
- Reprints
This is a prose story with illustrations.
- Script
- Jann Jones
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
Jann Jones' salute to Valentine's Day and a quick note regarding romances in 2007. DC house ads for BATMAN: CONFIDENTIAL #3, GREEN ARROW #71, OMAC #8 and BATMAN #664.