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A column featuring eight classic comic book classified ads- "Psychic Dominance- How to Rule Others with Your Thoughts," "Do You Want Power? Secular Products," "Men! This is It! Nothing Like These Cartoon Booklets, Ever! Q. T. Sales," "Cartoon Booklets- Reginald Sales," "Frenchy Playing Cards- Parisian Art Imports," "Party Records for Adults Only," "Power Like Yoga-Hypnotism-Telepathy-Psychology Combined," "Illustrated Comic Booklets- Terry Thorne"
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- Robert Crumb ?
- Pencils
- Gregg Gannon (credited as "Stomp" Ganos) (photographs)
- Inks
- Gregg Gannon (credited as "Stomp" Ganos) (photographs)
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- Robert Crumb
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Billy Jo (photo of ?); Ricki (photo of ?); Chi-Chi (photo of ?)
- Synopsis
- Three cowgirls compare vacuums
Aline Kominsky-Crumb, Erna Burger and Cecelina Franchescini are the main characters. Which specific character they played to be determined. Credits from Last Gasp's The Book of Weirdo (2019).
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- Robert Crumb (intro); Stanisław Szukalski (credited as Stanislav Szukalski)
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- Stanisław Szukalski (credited as Stanislav Szukalski)
- Inks
- Stanisław Szukalski (credited as Stanislav Szukalski)
- Letters
- Robert Crumb (intro); Stanisław Szukalski (credited as Stanislav Szukalski); typeset
- Characters
- Bess; Yetinsyn; King Faruk; Fiorello H. La Guardia; Fidel Castro; Nikita Khrushchev; Tsar's Soldat; Village Eta; Charles Manson; William Calley; Labor Leader; Doctor; Maria Lima; Juan Corona
- Synopsis
- Article concerning Szukalski's unconventional theories about the origins of man
- Reprints
- from Troughful of Pearls or Behold!!! the Protong (Glen Bray, 1980 series) #[nn] (1980)
Includes twenty-eight portrait illustrations.
- Pencils
- Pieter Bruegel de Oudere (credited as Pete Brueghel) (engraving)
- Inks
- Pieter Bruegel de Oudere (credited as Pete Brueghel) (engraving)
- Letters
- Pieter Bruegel de Oudere (credited as Pete Brueghel) (engraving); Robert Crumb
Reproduction of a 1559 Bruegel illustration. Centrespread. AKA "The Stone Operation or the Witch of Mallegem"
- Script
- Robert Crumb ?
- Pencils
- Gregg Gannon (credited as "Stomp" Ganos) (photographs)
- Inks
- Gregg Gannon (credited as "Stomp" Ganos) (photographs)
- Letters
- Robert Crumb
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- The Bean Sisters: Jenny [photo of Jenny Burger]; Erna Ray (photo of Erna Rae Burger); Dad (photo of Robert Crumb)
- Synopsis
- Jenny has an accident while roller skating.
Credits from Jon B. Cooke's The Book of Weirdo (Last Gasp).
- Script
- Ivan Stang (credited as Douglass St. Clair Smith)
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- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- JR "Bob" Dobbs
- Synopsis
- Exhortation to join the Church of the SubGenius.
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All art is appropriated. Reprinted with permission from the Subgenius Foundation.
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- Characters
- Jim; Bob
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A classic comic book ad from Ballco Products