Mad #486
(February 2008)

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Price
4.99 USD
Pages
60
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monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
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Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

Issue page count includes an 8-page insert special advertising section "MAD Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know", printed on heavier paper.

Our Guarantee (Table of Contents)

Alfred E. Neuman / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Mark Fredrickson
Inks
Mark Fredrickson
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Table of Contents: 1)

Terminator / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? ; ? (photo)
Inks
? ; ? (photo)
Colors
? ; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
Sarah Connor
Synopsis
Ad for tv show on Fox Network.

Indexer Notes

Inside front cover.

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Bore Growls; Black Spy

Indexer Notes

Art is excerpts from this issue.

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Dept. / letters page / 2.67 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra; Paul Roberts; Richard Thompson; Robert Schuster; Angela Liewen; Jeffrey Pearson; Gorjan Veletic; Robert Clemons; Ashley Davie
Pencils
Jeffrey Pearson (photo); Mike Proia (photo); Joseph Mehr (photo); Barry Fries (photo); Ashley Davie (photo)
Inks
Jeffrey Pearson (photo); Mike Proia (photo); Joseph Mehr (photo); Barry Fries (photo); Ashley Davie (photo)
Colors
Jeffrey Pearson (photo); Mike Proia (photo); Joseph Mehr (photo); Barry Fries (photo); Ashley Davie (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Sophia (of Kid Nation); Angela-Jo Griffin [as White Spy]; Jennifer Mawhinney [as Black Spy]; Al Jaffee; Ashley Davie
Synopsis
Letters, photos and fan art.

15 Years. 15 Superstars. (Table of Contents: 4)

WWE presents Raw / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for music CD.

Indexer Notes

Appears between pages 1-2 of Letters pages.

I Am Ripper, Tearer, Slasher, Teeth In The Darkness (Table of Contents: 5)

Beowulf / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for game from Paramount Pictures and Shangri-la Entertainment.

Indexer Notes

Appears between pages 2-3 of Letters pages.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

credits, title page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

They've Made Our World Their Battleground (Table of Contents: 7)

Dragon Wars / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for game from Younggu Art Co, Ltd. and Sony.

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 8)

Random Acts of Mindless Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
various
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Characters
Dennis Kucinich; Al Gore; George Bush
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Contributors (roles unknown) include: Charles Akins; Peter Bagge; Scott Bricher; Tom Bunk; John Caldwell; Paul Coker; Desmond Devlin; Darren Johnson; Jeff Kruse; Jacob Lambert; Jack Syracuse; Sumukh Torgalkar; P. C. Vey.

Segments include: Things You Don't Want To Hear From a High School Guidance Counselor; Better Endings To Fairy Tales Than "Happily Ever After"; Least E-mailed Articles; The 3 Biggest Lies!!; Modern Heart Pendants; Meet The '08 Presidential Candidates; Vey to Go; Fundalini Goes to the White House; The Godfrey Report; Things Your Overprotective Parents Might Do If They See Your MySpace Page.

The War Of The Future Begins Today (Table of Contents: 9)

Frontlines Fuel of War / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for game from THQ, Inc. and Kaos Studios.

George W. Bush "Spins" His Final State Of The Union Address (Table of Contents: 10)

True Wrongs Don't Make A Right Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Ward Sutton
Inks
Ward Sutton
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Bill Clinton; Hillary Clinton; John Kerry; Barack Obama; Al Gore; Dick Cheney; George Bush; Nancy Pelosi; Condoleezza Rice; George H. W. Bush; Barbara Bush; Laura Bush; Karl Rove
Synopsis
Parody of President Bush's final State of the Union address, noting supposed highlights of his presidency.

Spy Vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 11)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy
Synopsis
The Black Spy fools the White Spy into thinking he can follow him into the air by filling helium ballons from a tank that is actually an H-bomb.

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions (Table of Contents: 12)

All Jaffee Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Ryan Flanders
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
More stupid answers to stupid questions.

Zeroes (Table of Contents: 13)

A Mad Political Poster / illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
John McCain; Hillary Clinton; Fred Thompson; Barack Obama; Dennis Kucinich; Mitt Romney; John Edwards; Rudy Giuliani; Bill Richardson; Mike Huckabee; Ron Paul; Joe Lieberman
Synopsis
A poster of the presidential candidates arranged in a still photo from the tv show Heroes, with the headline "Ignore the Candidates, Save The World."

Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Death (Table of Contents: 14)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
Tom Luth
Letters
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Synopsis
Unusual causes of death and things that can go wrong when you try to cheat death.
Reprints

Millions Of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books (Table of Contents: 15)

MAD books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Ad for the following MAD books: Spy Vs. Spy 2; MAD About Star Wars; The MAD War on Bush; The Completely MAD Don Martin.

MAD Presents The Whitest Kids U'Know (Table of Contents: 16)

The Whitest Kids U'Know / advertisement / 8 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo
Pencils
Mark Fredrickson; Hermann Mejia; Jack Syracuse; Tom Bunk; Drew Friedman; Tom Richmond; ? (photo)
Inks
Mark Fredrickson; Hermann Mejia; Jack Syracuse; Tom Bunk; Drew Friedman; Tom Richmond; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Trevor Moore; Zach Cregger; Timmy Williams; Sam Brown; Darren Trumeter, Jr.; Paul; Anne; Commander Livingston
Synopsis
Advertisement for tv series from Independent Film Channel (IFC), presented as a humor magazine styled after MAD.

Indexer Notes

Bound into center of issue.

Monroe And...The Recall (Table of Contents: 17)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Ryan Flanders
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Dylan; Monroe's mother; Monroe's father; Monroe's grandfather
Synopsis
Monroe's grandfather destroys everything in the house that was made in China, including Monroe's childhood toys, after hearing about a product recall.

Own A Piece Of MAD History! (Table of Contents: 18)

Mad Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Kelly Freas (signed)
Inks
Kelly Freas (signed)
Colors
Kelly Freas (signed)
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
House ad for subscriptions to MAD, with offer of a limited edition print of cover to MAD #43.
Reprints

When The Morbidly Obese Go Bad (Table of Contents: 19)

Fats All, Folks! Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Colors
?
Letters
John Caldwell

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Things that might happen if the obese used their weight and size to make life miserable for others.
Reprints

MAD's Juvenile Kid Nation Outtakes (Table of Contents: 20)

No Child Left Behind The Scenes Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Stills from the tv show "Kid Nation" with fake dialogue.

The Black Pearl (Table of Contents: 21)

Hawthorne Village / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
Capt. Jack Sparrow
Synopsis
Ad for Ghost Ship Collection featuring characters from Disney's Pirates of The Caribbean.

Every Issue Of MAD Magazine on 1 DVD! (Table of Contents: 22)

Absolutely MAD / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Ad for DVD of MAD Magazines.

The Strip Club (Table of Contents: 23)

Pen and Stink Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
John Kovaleski; Ted Rall; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Douglas Paszkiewicz; Christopher Baldwin; Scott Nickell; Stan Arrowood
Pencils
John Kovaleski; Ted Rall; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Douglas Paszkiewicz; Christopher Baldwin; Scott Nickell; Stan Arrowood
Inks
John Kovaleski; Ted Rall; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Douglas Paszkiewicz; Christopher Baldwin; Scott Nickell; Stan Arrowood
Colors
?
Letters
John Kovaleski; Ted Rall; Joey Alison Sayers (credited as Joey Sayers); Douglas Paszkiewicz; Christopher Baldwin; Scott Nickell; Stan Arrowood

Genre
humor
Characters
Fantabulaman [Dan Hack aka. Buzzman]
Synopsis
The Fantabulaman strip tells his origin, revealing his given name.

Indexer Notes

A collection of comic strips including Eek!; The Legendary Deliveries of Pete Zahn; Fantabulaman; Whoops; The Machine That Travels Through Time; Just Below The Surface; It Only Hurts When I Laugh.

A Thousand Years of Memories Lost. It's Time To Discover Them. (Table of Contents: 24)

Lost Odyssey / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for game from Mistwalker and Microsoft.

Happy Hour Candidate Rundown (Table of Contents: 25)

Political Drink Tank Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ted Rall
Pencils
Ted Rall
Inks
Ted Rall
Colors
?
Letters
Ted Rall

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Rudy Giuliani; Barack Obama; John Edwards; John McCain; Hillary Clinton; Dennis Kucinich
Synopsis
Thoughts on what the presidential candidates would say if they had a few too many beers with you.

Man Vs. Wild...At The Mall (Table of Contents: 26)

Shop Goes The Weasel Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
D. Shayne
Pencils
Hermann Mejia
Inks
Hermann Mejia
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Bore Growls; mall cop
Synopsis
Parody of tv show, showing wilderness survival skills (mis)applied to a shopping mall.

What The Heck Is The Difference? (Table of Contents: 27)

Observation Dreck Dept. / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Mort Drucker (signed)
Inks
Mort Drucker (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
The Clintstones; Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Cover of MAD #331 with a variation to find the differences on.
Reprints

The Epic Adventure Comes To Life In This First-Ever Feature-Length DVD! (Table of Contents: 28)

Dragonlance / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for DVD from Filmproduktions GmbH & Co.

What Unqualified, Smug Goofball Was, Thankfully, Banned From Running For President In 2008? (Table of Contents: 29)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee (signed)
Pencils
Al Jaffee (signed)
Inks
Al Jaffee (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
George W. Bush
Synopsis
Answer is: George W. Bush.

Indexer Notes

inside back cover

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 30)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / comic story / 0 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 15 different pages.

Hunger Gets What Hunger Wants (Table of Contents: 31)

Ball Park Franks [BallPark Franks] / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for hot dogs.

Indexer Notes

back cover

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. Our Guarantee
    Alfred E. Neuman
  2. 1. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
    Terminator
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  5. 4. 15 Years. 15 Superstars.
    WWE presents Raw
  6. 5. I Am Ripper, Tearer, Slasher, Teeth In The Darkness
    Beowulf
  7. 6. [no title indexed]
  8. 7. They've Made Our World Their Battleground
    Dragon Wars
  9. 8. The Fundalini Pages
    Random Acts of Mindless Dept.
  10. 9. The War Of The Future Begins Today
    Frontlines Fuel of War
  11. 10. George W. Bush "Spins" His Final State Of The Union Address
    True Wrongs Don't Make A Right Dept.
  12. 11. Spy Vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  13. 12. Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
    All Jaffee Dept.
  14. 13. Zeroes
    A Mad Political Poster
  15. 14. Sergio Aragonès Presents A Mad Look at Death
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  16. 15. Millions Of Trees Gave Their Lives For These Books
    MAD books
  17. 16. MAD Presents The Whitest Kids U'Know
    The Whitest Kids U'Know
  18. 17. Monroe And...The Recall
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  19. 18. Own A Piece Of MAD History!
    Mad Magazine
  20. 19. When The Morbidly Obese Go Bad
    Fats All, Folks! Dept.
  21. 20. MAD's Juvenile Kid Nation Outtakes
    No Child Left Behind The Scenes Dept.
  22. 21. The Black Pearl
    Hawthorne Village
  23. 22. Every Issue Of MAD Magazine on 1 DVD!
    Absolutely MAD
  24. 23. The Strip Club
    Pen and Stink Dept.
  25. 24. A Thousand Years of Memories Lost. It's Time To Discover Them.
    Lost Odyssey
  26. 25. Happy Hour Candidate Rundown
    Political Drink Tank Dept.
  27. 26. Man Vs. Wild...At The Mall
    Shop Goes The Weasel Dept.
  28. 27. What The Heck Is The Difference?
    Observation Dreck Dept.
  29. 28. The Epic Adventure Comes To Life In This First-Ever Feature-Length DVD!
    Dragonlance
  30. 29. What Unqualified, Smug Goofball Was, Thankfully, Banned From Running For President In 2008?
    Mad Fold-In
  31. 30. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  32. 31. Hunger Gets What Hunger Wants
    Ball Park Franks [BallPark Franks]
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Lou Mazzella
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Mike Nielsen
  • Jim Van Dore