- Script
- Zeb Wells
- Pencils
- Kano
- Inks
- Álvaro López
- Colors
- Lee Loughridge
- Letters
- Dave Sharpe
- Genre
- superhero
- Characters
- Thing [Ben Grimm]; Human Torch [Johnny Storm]; Mr. Fantastic [Reed Richards]; Invisible Woman [Susan Storm]; Absorbing Man [Crusher Creel]; Jennifer Long; Yancy Street Gang
- Synopsis
- Ben thinks he has met a girl who cares about him, but she has hired the Absorbing Man to obtain a piece of his rocky skin for scientific purposes.
- Script
- Chris Giarrusso
- Pencils
- Chris Giarrusso
- Inks
- Chris Giarrusso
- Colors
- Chris Giarrusso
- Letters
- Chris Giarrusso
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Avengers [Wolverine; Giant-Girl; Captain America; Iron Man; Hulk; Spider-Man]
- Synopsis
- When Wolverine slices some bread for dinner, the Avengers complain about his unsanitary claws.
- Reprints
Title taken from reprinted story.