Crazy Magazine #81

(December 1981)

[The Fortune Teller] (Table of Contents: 1)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Jack Sparling (credited)

Pencils

Jack Sparling (credited)

Inks

Jack Sparling (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[Table of Contents] (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

various

Inks

various

Letters

typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Take a Letter to Crazy / letters page / 1.67 pages (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

various

Inks

various

Letters

typeset

Indexer Notes

Letters from readers - Frank Titone, Jim McCormick, Edmund Plis, Danny McPherson, Daniel Barnett, David Wellons, Ray Boucher, Datafax 290, B.S. Demkind, Jay Fowler, Rhonda Davis, R.D., Nicole Zink, Lisa Bills, Eric Starnet, Trisha Smith, All Those People, Marc Alberts and Richie Allbran.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Obnoxio's Abuse Column / letters page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script

? [as Obnoxio the Clown]

Pencils

?

Inks

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

satire-parody; humor

Characters

Obnoxio the Clown (illo)

Indexer Notes

Obnoxio answers a letter from Michael Leamon.

Sooperman Too (Table of Contents: 5)

Superman / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Paul Kupperberg (credited)

Pencils

Bob Camp (credited)

Inks

Bob Camp (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Sooperman [Cluck Cant]; Lois Paine; Werry Frite; President Ronald Reagan; VILLAINS: Bor-El; General Sod; Urker

Synopsis

A satire of the movie SUPERMAN II.

Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 1 (Table of Contents: 6)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

satire-parody

[Halloween Night] (Table of Contents: 7)

Teen Hulk / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Christopher Priest (credited as Jim Owsley)

Pencils

Bob McLeod (credited)

Inks

Bob McLeod (credited)

Letters

Bob McLeod (credited)

Genre

satire-parody; superhero

Characters

Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bruno [as Wolverine]; a vampire

The Magnificient Fantasy... ...and the Moronic Reality (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Pencils

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Inks

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

The American Resolution (Table of Contents: 9)

Dirk McGirk's History Report / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin (credited)

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

George Watchington; Benzadrine Arnold; Nathan Allan; Benjamin Frankly; Ethan Hail

Crazy Contest #5 (Table of Contents: 10)

Crazy Contest / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

Alan Kupperberg

Inks

Alan Kupperberg

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]; Nebbish

Indexer Notes

Funniest "Moron" joke contest. Crazy Contest #2 winners are announced, with Paul A. Sutherland winning the grand prize.

If They Were Alive Today (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Dick Codor

Pencils

Dick Codor

Inks

Dick Codor

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Amelia Earhart; Queen Victoria; Martha "Calamity Jane" Canary; Betsy Ross; Pocahontes; Helen Keller; Carry Nation; Cleopatra; Joan of Arc; Harriet Tubman; Lizzy Borden; Golda Meir; Florence Nightingale

[The Siematic-Smasher] (Table of Contents: 12)

Aunty Nuke / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Susan Bissett

Pencils

Steve Smallwood (credited)

Inks

Steve Smallwood (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Aunty Nuke; Gee Whiz Kids [Elmo; Evita]

Crazy Looks at Trick-or-Treating (Table of Contents: 13)

Crazy Looks / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Paul Kupperberg (credited)

Pencils

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Inks

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 2 (Table of Contents: 14)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

satire-parody

Haunted House of Halloween Horror (Table of Contents: 15)

The Kinetic Kids / activity / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Mellor (credited)

Pencils

Steve Mellor (credited)

Inks

Steve Mellor (credited)

Letters

Steve Mellor ?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

The Kinetic Kids

The Cosmic Fantasy... ...and the Caustic Reality (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Pencils

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Inks

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Night of the Living Hand! (Table of Contents: 17)

photo story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Dan Gutman (credited)

Pencils

Dan Gutman (credited) (photos)

Inks

Dan Gutman (credited) (photos)

Letters

?

Genre

horror-suspense; satire-parody

Characters

Pinky; Index; Uncle Morty (zombie hand)

Great Poems Shortened into Limericks (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

David Allikas (credited)

Pencils

Gary Kwapisz (credited)

Inks

Gary Kwapisz (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Synopsis

Poems include "The Seven Ages of Man", "Casey at the Bat", "The Charge of the Light Brigade", "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", "The Raven" and "Gunga Din."

Obnoxio the Clown Funpages (Table of Contents: 19)

Obnoxio the Clown Funpages / activity / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Virgil Diamond (credited)

Pencils

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Inks

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Obnoxio the Clown

The Eleventh Hour Special (Table of Contents: 20)

The Eleventh Hour Special / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

David Allikas (credited)

Pencils

Dave Morris (credited)

Inks

Dave Morris (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Characters

Behemoth Jack; The Whom; Sceevy Wonder; Pat Beenatart

Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 3 (Table of Contents: 21)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Pencils

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Inks

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Letters

Dave Manak (signed as Kovacs)

Genre

satire-parody

M*U*S*H in Vietnam (Table of Contents: 22)

M*A*S*H / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Murad Gümen (credited as Murad Gumen)

Pencils

Kent Gamble (credited)

Inks

Kent Gamble (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody; war

Characters

Gawkeye Fierce; General Potty; B.S.; Leech; Lt. Calley; Sgt. Klungon; Margarrote; Cheerless; Colonel Blake

Synopsis

A satire of the television show M*A*S*H.

Oh No! Sold Out Again?!? (Table of Contents: 23) (Expand) /

Crazy Subscriptions Dept. / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

Michael Carlin's Page O' Stuff / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin ?

First Line of Dialogue or Text

It's a scream!

Genre

satire-parody

Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 37 (Table of Contents: 25)

Commercials That Drive You Crazy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dick Codor

Pencils

Dick Codor

Inks

Dick Codor

Colors

?

Letters

?

Genre

satire-parody

Synopsis

Commerical for AAMucko Transplants.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.