Crazy Magazine #94 [Direct]

(April 1983)

Not-a-Word (Table of Contents: 1)

Jack Sparling's Pantomime Prologue / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Jack Sparling (credited)

Pencils

Jack Sparling (credited)

Inks

Jack Sparling (credited)

Colors

?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man on a deserted island places a note and cash into a bottle. In response, a crate of liquor floats to the island.

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

In This Last Issue (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Letters

typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Take a Letter to Crazy / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Larry Hama (credited)

Letters

typeset

Poltergoosed (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

David Allikas (credited)

Pencils

Bob Camp (credited)

Inks

Bob Camp (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the motion picture 'Poltergeist'.

Crazy Gross Encounters Part 1: Troz (Table of Contents: 5)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bobby London (signed)

Pencils

Bobby London (signed)

Inks

Bobby London (signed)

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

Teen Hulk / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Christopher Priest (credited as Jim Owsley)

Pencils

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Inks

Gary Hallgren (credited)

Letters

Gary Hallgren (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Chester Weems, you come out of that bathroom this minute!

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Characters

Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]

The Fairy Tale Fantasy... and the All-Too-Real Reality (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Pencils

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Inks

Mary Wilshire (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor

Dirk McGirk's Sewer Side Note (Table of Contents: 8)

text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Genre

humor

When Turkeys Ruled the Earth (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Pencils

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Inks

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Letters

Steve Mellor (credited as Stephen Mellor)

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Synopsis

Series of incidents of humanity versus giant feral turkeys.

Reprints

• from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #66 (September 1980)

Captain Contradiction versus the Evil Gainsayer (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Letters

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Captain Contradiction and the Evil Gainsayer wage a war of ideas.

Darned to Heck!! (Table of Contents: 11)

The Kinetic Kids / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Steve Mellor (credited)

Pencils

Steve Mellor (credited)

Inks

Steve Mellor (credited)

Letters

Steve Mellor (credited)

Genre

humor

Crazy Looks at the Phone Company (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Robert Leighton (credited)

Pencils

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Inks

Ned Sonntag (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor

Crazy Gross Encounters Part 2: Flower Child (Table of Contents: 13)

Crazy Gross Encounters / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bobby London (signed)

Pencils

Bobby London (signed)

Inks

Bobby London (signed)

Letters

Bobby London (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A hippie plucks a flower. The flower screams.

Hooray for Hollowheads (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Dave Morris

Pencils

Dave Morris

Inks

Dave Morris

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor

The Extra-Terrestrial Fantasy... and the Extra-Terrible Reality (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Peter Kuper (credited)

Pencils

Peter Kuper (credited)

Inks

Peter Kuper (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the motion picture 'E.T.'

Six Rags Over Brooklyn (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Martha Thomases (credited)

Pencils

Paul Kirchner (credited)

Inks

Paul Kirchner (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor; satire-parody

When All America Crawled! (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Michael Pellowski (credited)

Pencils

Arnoldo Franchioni (credited)

Inks

Arnoldo Franchioni (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

Obnoxio the Clown Fun Pages / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Virgil Diamond (credited)

Pencils

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Inks

Alan Kupperberg (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Who're you?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

The Eleventh Hour Special / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

David Allikas (credited)

Pencils

Dave Morris

Inks

Dave Morris

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Halo, teen angels!

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Crazy Gross Encounters Part 3: Stooges (Table of Contents: 20)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bobby London (signed)

Pencils

Bobby London (signed)

Inks

Bobby London (signed)

Genre

humor

Kaspar the Dead Baby (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Marv Wolfman (credited)

Pencils

Marie Severin (credited)

Inks

Marie Severin (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Characters

Kaspar the Dead Baby; Windy the Not-So-Good Witch; Kaspar's father; Kaspar's Mother

Synopsis

After listening to Kaspar's tale of how he was killed during a brawl between his father and mother, Windy suggests a way for Kaspar to avenge himself against his no-good father.

Reprints

• from Crazy Magazine (Marvel, 1973 series) #8 (December 1974)

Indexer Notes

Parody of Harvey Comics' Casper the Friendly Ghost.

Buddy Brat (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Bill Janocha (credited)

Pencils

Bill Janocha (credited)

Inks

Bill Janocha (credited)

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor

Intergalactic Wetbacks! (Or, Brother Can You Spare a Skrull?) (Table of Contents: 23)

The Repurposed Avengers / comic story / 8 pages (report information)

Script

Christopher Priest (credited as Jim Owsley)

Pencils

Neal Adams (credited)

Inks

Tom Palmer (credited)

Letters

Rick Parker (credited)

Genre

humor; satire-parody; superhero

Synopsis

The Avengers battles illegal aliens -- Skrulls.

Reprints

• from The Avengers (Marvel, 1963 series) #94 (December 1971) [dialogue rewritten], #94 (December 1971) [dialogue rewritten]

Indexer Notes

The last two panels are covered up by a mock letter from Jim Owsley to Larry Hama stating he's quitting Crazy Magazine.

Smurphs (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Stuart Schwartzberg (credited as Stu Schwartzberg)

Pencils

Marie Severin (credited)

Inks

Marie Severin (credited)

Letters

?

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Parody of the Smurfs.

This Is Michael Carlin's Last Page o' Stuff (Table of Contents: 25)

Michael Carlin's Page o' Stuff / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Pencils

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Inks

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Colors

?

Letters

Mike Carlin (credited as Michael Carlin)

Genre

humor

Characters

Mike Carlin; Obnoxio the Clown

Synopsis

As Mike Carlin wonders how to end his 'Page o' Stuff' feature, Obnoxio the Clown appears and kills him.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 51 (Table of Contents: 26)

Commercials That Drive You Crazy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dick Codor

Pencils

Dick Codor

Inks

Dick Codor

Colors

?

Letters

Eliot R. Brown (credited)

Genre

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On back cover.