- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Uncle Pigg; Mary Lighthouse
- Keywords
- revenge
- Script
- Banx
- Pencils
- Banx
- Inks
- Banx
- Letters
- Banx
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My name is Mister Bignose, from my head down to my big toes
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mister Bignose
- Synopsis
- Mister Bignose sings a song about being called Mister Bignose.
- Keywords
- singing
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Davy Francis
- Inks
- Davy Francis
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Has anyone here heard of Billy Wayne?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Billy Wayne; Jebediah Fruitcake; Ol' Ma Bonkers
- Synopsis
- Two unnamed characters reminisce about various eccentric folk who used to live in Cowpat County.
- Keywords
- eccentricity; nostalgia
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Mike Green
- Inks
- Mike Green
- Letters
- Mike Green
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Goody! The paperboy is delivering my photo-romance magazine!
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Weedy Willy
- Synopsis
- Weedy Willy's father helps him get revenge on a bullying paperboy.
- Keywords
- bullying; revenge
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photograph)
- Inks
- ? (photograph)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Guzzler Gert; Queen Elizabeth II
- Synopsis
- "Britain's greediest girl" gatecrashes a royal garden party.
- Keywords
- food; gluttony; royalty
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Eric Plinge
- Synopsis
- A boy plays with a bat and ball.
Dialogue-free strip.
- Pencils
- ? (photograph)
- Inks
- ? (photograph)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What a piggin' great mess!
- Genre
- humour
- Synopsis
- A winning photo from Oink's "messiest room" competition.
- Script
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Keywords
- advertising
- Script
- Banx
- Pencils
- Banx
- Inks
- Banx
- Letters
- Banx
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I wish there was a way I could make the Earthlings respect me.
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Burp
- Synopsis
- Burp creates a statue of himself.
- Keywords
- sculpture
Write-in competition to win a pop compilation tape.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Ed McHenry
- Inks
- Ed McHenry
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Keywords
- anagrams; puzzles
Spoof puzzle feature comprising individual puzzles "Spot Check", "Word Jumble", "Quick and Easy Crossword", "Odd One Out" and "Picture Poser". The crossword and odd one out puzzles have silly but discoverable solutions, the others are just gags.
- Script
- David Haldane
- Pencils
- David Haldane
- Inks
- David Haldane
- Letters
- David Haldane
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're so small and puny. How do you survive around here?
- Genre
- anthropomorphic-funny animals
- Keywords
- puppet
- Script
- David Haldane
- Pencils
- David Haldane
- Inks
- David Haldane
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- At last! I've tracked the mad scientist back to his lair!
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Rubbish Man
- Synopsis
- Rubbish Man battles a scientist who has invented a clone gun.
- Keywords
- clone
- Script
- Marc Riley
- Pencils
- Marc Riley
- Inks
- Marc Riley
- Letters
- Marc Riley
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I dunno Harry! Just look in the papers today and what do you see?
- Characters
- Harry the Head
- Synopsis
- Harry the Head and his friend Barney decide to become crimefighters.
- Keywords
- crime; vigilante
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Letters
- Ian Jackson
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Grrr! You blithering block of bacon blubber, you've gone too far this time!
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mary Lighthouse; Uncle Pigg
- Script
- Mark Rodgers; Ian Jackson
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Colors
- Ian Jackson
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mary Lighthouse
- Synopsis
- Cartoon of an assault course style maze with various monsters and traps.
- Keywords
- maze; puzzle
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Letters
- Ian Jackson
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hah! I'm too clever for that Pigg!
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mary Lighthouse; Uncle Pigg
- Synopsis
- Mary Lighthouse escapes from Uncle Pigg's mad murder maze.
Follows on from the "Mad Murder Maze" sequence.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Synopsis
- Mock-educational strip about ants.
- Keywords
- ants; insects
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mum wulden't let mee wotch the 'A-Teem'
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Hadrian Vile
- Synopsis
- Hadrian's mum forbids him from watching violent TV.
- Script
- Tony Husband
- Pencils
- Tony Husband
- Inks
- Tony Husband
- Letters
- Tony Husband
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What's wrong with you, Watkins?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Horace Watkins
- Synopsis
- Horace thinks he's the ugliest thing in the world, so his teacher attempts to persuade him otherwise.
- Keywords
- beauty; school; ugliness
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Evil Nasty-Face had captured the princess of Threlgor.
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Nice-Man; Nasty-Face
- Synopsis
- Nice-Man's enemy Nasty-Face decides to give up being evil.
- Keywords
- castle; parody
Parody of "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe".
First page black and white, second page color.
- Script
- Lew Stringer
- Pencils
- Lew Stringer
- Inks
- Lew Stringer
- Letters
- Lew Stringer
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You've 'ad those boots fer weeks now and you still can't tie the laces!
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Tom Thug; Uncle Pigg
- Synopsis
- Uncle Pigg gives Tom an ultimatum: learn to tie his bootlaces or he'll be dropped from the comic.
- Keywords
- metafiction; ultimatum
- Script
- David Haldane
- Pencils
- David Haldane
- Inks
- David Haldane
- Letters
- David Haldane
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Woof!
- Genre
- humour
- Synopsis
- Billy enters his uncle's brain in a dog obedience competition.
- Keywords
- cheating; competition; dogs
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Plopeye the Sailor; Betty Boil
- Synopsis
- Plopeye's nephew asks him some awkward questions.
- Keywords
- smoking
Parody of "Popeye".
- Script
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Billy Bunko; Squelchy; Bumley-Beaste; Harry Poker
- Synopsis
- Parody of "Billy Bunter of Greyfriars School".
- Keywords
- revenge; school
Probably written by Mark Rodgers, but no credit given.
- Script
- Tony Husband
- Pencils
- Tony Husband
- Inks
- Tony Husband
- Genre
- humour
- Synopsis
- A viking meets a surprising end.
- Keywords
- viking
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Dear Jim, I am a successful D.J. but I want to be a musician.
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mike Reed; Jimmy Saveloy; Pig Daddy
- Synopsis
- Jim responds to Mike Reed, a DJ who wants to be taken seriously as a singer-songwriter.
- Keywords
- guitar; wrestling
- Script
- Mark Rodgers
- Pencils
- Ian Jackson
- Inks
- Ian Jackson
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Ian Jackson
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Phew! I lost those monsters that were chasing me.
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mary Lighthouse; Uncle Pigg
- Synopsis
- Mary Lighthouse goes to bed after escaping from Uncle Pigg's Murder Maze.
- Keywords
- hubris
Set-up for the back cover illustration "Mary Lighthouse's Nightmare".
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Genre
- humour
- Characters
- Mary Lighthouse; Uncle Pigg
- Synopsis
- Mary Lighthouse has a nightmare involving pigs.
No credits are given. The Mary Lighthouse strips are normally drawn by Ian Jackson, but the character design and artwork style here are significantly different. Uncle Pigg appears as more of a generic cartoon pig, and Mary Lighthouse has a very angular, "elderly" look instead of her usual "middle-aged girly" appearance.