- Script
- Alex Simmons (credited)
- Pencils
- Dan Parent (credited)
- Inks
- Rich Koslowski (credited)
- Colors
- Digikore Studios (credited)
- Letters
- Jack Morelli (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mr. President! Are you sure they will make good allies? Their men aren't as handsome as you!!
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doiley; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason; Barack Obama; Sarah Palin; Trula Twyst
- Synopsis
- Archie is losing the class election against Reggie so Veronica arranges a photo of Archie with President Obama, which gives Archie a huge surge of popularity. Reggie retaliates by getting a picture with Sarah Palin. Their antics go viral and both Obama and Palin come to Riverdale looking for the persons responsible.
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