The Marshal [Archie Andrews]; The Marshal's Deputy [Reggie Mantle]; The Marshal's Bride [Betty Cooper]; The Old Flame [Veronica Lodge]; Nasty McNasty [Big Moose Mason]; The Rowdy Boys
On the Marshal's wedding day, he vows to hang up his guns and turn in his badge. But when the word comes to town that Nasty McNasty and the Rowdy Boys are back in town, he has to figure out how to defeat them without any help-- or his guns!
Snow White [Betty Cooper]; The Wicked Stepsister [Veronica Lodge]; The Handsome (?) Prince [aka Joe Prince, an ice cream salesman [Archie Andrews]]; The Three Giant Dwarfs [Dilton Doily; Big Moose Mason; Jughead Jones]; Jeeves the Chauffeur; The Talking Computer (played by itself)
The wicked stepsister consults her talking computer about who is more statuesque and it replies Snow White. So she has her chauffeur take Snow White to the desert to kill her. He can't, and she stumbles through the desert until she finds a cabin belonging to the 3 giant dwarfs.