Mad #502
(January 2010)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
5.99 USD
Pages
60
Indicia Frequency
quarterly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
?
Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

20 Dumbest People, Events and Things 2009 (Table of Contents)

Alfred E. Neuman / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Mark Fredrickson
Inks
Mark Fredrickson
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman

Indexer Notes

Alfred appears as the rhinestones on the glove.

What Mattered The Most Was Remembered The Least (Table of Contents: 1)

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
Mickey Mouse; Tinker Bell; Aladdin
Synopsis
Ad for game from Square Enix.

Indexer Notes

inside front cover

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Sarah Palin; Michael Jackson; Black Spy; Monroe; Walter; Seth Rogen; James Franco; Paul Rudd

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.] / letters page / 3.1 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra; Alex Smith; Sam Clark; Calvin Sharp; Johnny Mauger; Ryan Taber; Daniel Fetigan
Pencils
? (photo); Olga S.
Inks
? (photo); Olga S.
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Johnny Mauger; Hans Brickface; Alfred E. Neuman; Sarah Chalek; Matt Lassen; Tom Richmond; Mr. McFeely; Daniel Fetigan; Seth Rogen; Sergio Aragones
Synopsis
Letters, photos and fan art. Includes a page of photos of the Sergio Aragones retrospective at the Ojai Valley Museum, CA.

Remember The True Meaning of Christmas...Subscribe To MAD (Table of Contents: 4)

Mad Magazine / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Kelly Freas
Inks
Kelly Freas
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Alfred is with a group of carolers and he's charging to sing.
Reprints
  • from MAD (EC, 1952 series) #?

Indexer Notes

between pages 1-2 of letters pages

Statement of Ownership (Table of Contents: 5)

statement of ownership / 0.15 page (report information)

Script
Paul Levitz
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
For October, 2009.

Indexer Notes

Total paid distribution average for previous 12 months = 148,104.
On page 3 of letters pages.

Spy Vs. Spy Bobble Head (Table of Contents: 6)

International Spy Museum; Spy vs. Spy / advertisement / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
White Spy
Synopsis
Ad for Spy vs. Spy merchandise.

Indexer Notes

On page 3 of letters pages.

Remember The True Meaning of Christmas...Buying MAD Books! (Table of Contents: 7)

MAD Books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Ad for MAD books and calendar by various publishers, including "Bo Confidential", excerpts of which appeared in MAD #501.

Indexer Notes

between pages 3-4 of letters pages

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

credits, title page / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction

Indexer Notes

on bottom of page 4 of letters pages

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 9)

The Fundalini Pages; Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds; Melvin & Jenkins; LeLievre And Let LeLievre; The Godfrey Report; Worst-Selling 2010 Calendars; The Cover We Didn't Use; The Ryan's Den; Medical Myths You Just Shouldn't Believe; The Cougar; / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Glen Le Lievre; Desmond Devlin; Darren Johnson; Scott Nickel; Jeff Kruse; Ryan Pagelow; Dick DeBartolo; Farley Katz
Pencils
Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Kevin Pope; Scott Nickel; Bob Staake; Mark Fredrickson; Ryan Pagelow; Tom Bunk; John Caldwell; Farley Katz; istockphoto.com (photos, see note)
Inks
Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Kevin Pope; Scott Nickel; Bob Staake; Mark Fredrickson; Ryan Pagelow; Tom Bunk; John Caldwell; Farley Katz; istockphoto.com (photos, see note)
Colors
Glen Le Lievre (credited as Glen LeLievre); Kevin Pope; Scott Nickel; Bob Staake; Mark Fredrickson; Ryan Pagelow; Tom Bunk; John Caldwell; Farley Katz; istockphoto.com (photos, see note)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Kate Gosselin; Melvin; Jenkins; The Cougar; Mickey Mouse
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Additional features are: Answer To Last Month's Problem; An Incomplete Timeline; Make Your Own Best-Selling Book Title; Katz All, Folks. Photos from istockphoto.com credited to the following people: gvictoria; collateralcreators; anouchka; stevingibson; evemilla; caraazul.

Ice Cream Truckers (Table of Contents: 10)

A Mad Ad Parody / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dave Croatto
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Parody of "Ice Road Truckers" tv show from the History Channel.

The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2009 (Table of Contents: 11)

Mad Fold-In / comic story / 24 pages (report information)

Script
Jeff Kruse; Al Jaffee; Gary Hallgren; Jacob Lambert; ?
Pencils
Mark Stutzman; Hermann Mejia; Jack Syracuse; Tom Richmond; Al Jaffee (signed); Scott Bricher; Carl Peterson; Roberto Parada (signed); Mort Drucker; Drew Friedman; Sam Viviano; J. Scott Campbell (signed); Richard Williams; AP/Wide World (photo); ?; ? (photo); istockphoto.com/dsgpro (photo); istockphoto.com/tokenphoto (photo)
Inks
Mark Stutzman; Hermann Mejia; Jack Syracuse; Tom Richmond; Al Jaffee (signed); Scott Bricher; Carl Peterson; Roberto Parada (signed); Mort Drucker; Drew Friedman; Sam Viviano; J. Scott Campbell (signed); Richard Williams; AP/Wide World (photo); ?; ? (photo); istockphoto.com/dsgpro (photo); istockphoto.com/tokenphoto (photo)
Colors
AP/Wide World (photo); ?; ? (photo); istockphoto.com/dsgpro (photo); istockphoto.com/tokenphoto (photo); Mei Ruffino
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Characters
Michael Jackson; bubbles; Barack Obama; Tim Geitner; Ben Bernake; Jon Gosselin; Kate Gosselin; James Crowley; Henry Gates; Dick Cheney; Jim Cramer; David Letterman; Manny Ramirez; Alex Rodriguez; Nadya Suleman; Bernie Madoff; Al Franken; Norm Coleman; Glenn Beck; Chris Brown; Lucy Van Pelt; Linus Van Pelt; Snoopy; Rod Blagojevich; Roland Burris; Jesse Jackson, Jr.; Kanye West; Taylor Swift; Mark Sanford; Rick Pitino; John Ensign; Sarah Palin [Blunder Woman]; Michael Phelps; Conrad Murray; Carrie Prejean; Joe Wilson; Serena Williams; Conan O'Brien; Linda McMahon; Susan Boyle; Stephenie Meyer; Paula Abdul; Roman Polanski
Synopsis
The Mad 20: Just what the title implies: a satirical look at the past year.

The Sergio Aragones 2010 Calendar (Table of Contents: 12)

illustration / 2 pages (report information)

Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
Illustrated calendar.

Indexer Notes

between pages 15-16 of "20 Dumbest" story

Monroe And...The Job (Table of Contents: 13)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Carl Peterson
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Walter; Monroe's father; unnamed hairdresser
Synopsis
Monroe's father has a job moving squatters out of abandoned buildings and Monroe works with him for awhile.

Planet Tad!!!!! (Table of Contents: 14)

In Blog We Trust Dept. / text story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Tim Carvell
Pencils
? (photo); istockphoto.com/toos (photo)
Inks
? (photo); istockphoto.com/toos (photo)
Colors
? (photo); istockphoto.com/toos (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Tad; Mrs. Coleman; Martika Bergman; Brian Harris; Chuck; Gandalf; Lauren Conrad; Jimmy DeMarco
Synopsis
Tad discusses Groundhog Day and conflicting parties he's invited to.

Spy Vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 15)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy; Black Rapunzel; White Humpty Dumpty; Black Prince; White Cinderella; wolf
Synopsis
The Black Spy reads spy fairy tales and when the White Spy tries to take over he's attacked by a wolf.

Board Game-Based Movies We'll Soon Be Seeing (Table of Contents: 16)

Dice, Cameras, Action! Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jacob Lambert
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Kevin James; Abigail Breslin; Angus T. Jones; Jimmy Bennet; Dakota Fanning; Kevin Bacon; Luis Ramirez; Benicio Del Toro; Seth Rogen; James Franco; Paul Rudd
Synopsis
Ideas for movies based on board games.

Indexer Notes

Satirizing the idea that Universal Pictures announced it would be producing movies based on Hasbro board games.

A MAD Look At The Great Recession (Table of Contents: 17)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
Tom Luth

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A look at things people may need to do to survive the current recession.

The MAD Stimulus Package Has Arrived! (Table of Contents: 18)

MAD Books / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Synopsis
House ad for various MAD books.

The MAD Vault 1988 (Table of Contents: 19)

The Articles Formerly Known As Reprints Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee; Frank Jacobs; Tom Koch; Mike Snider; Stan Hart; Charlie Kadau; Stan Hart; Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing); Lou Silverstone; John Prete (credited as J. Prete); Christopher Allen
Pencils
Al Jaffee; Mort Drucker; Gerry Gersten; Norman Mingo; Bob Clarke; Angelo Torres; Paul Coker; Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing); Sam Viviano
Inks
Al Jaffee; Mort Drucker; Gerry Gersten; Norman Mingo; Bob Clarke; Angelo Torres; Paul Coker; Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing); Sam Viviano
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Single panels and covers from previous issues.

What The Heck Is The Difference? (Table of Contents: 20)

Observation Dreck Dept. / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Robert Pattinson; Kristen Stewart; Taylor Lautner; The Count (from Sesame Street)
Synopsis
Twilight New Moon movie poster with a Photoshopped variation to find the differences on.

Prepare For An All-Out Brawl (Table of Contents: 21)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Smash-Up / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Characters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Shredder
Synopsis
Ad for game from Ubisoft.

Indexer Notes

inside back cover

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 22)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / filler / 11 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 11 different pages.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles (Table of Contents: 23)

The Crystal Bearers / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset
Editing
?

Synopsis
Ad for game from Square Enix.

Indexer Notes

back cover

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things 2009
    Alfred E. Neuman
  2. 1. What Mattered The Most Was Remembered The Least
    Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.]
  5. 4. Remember The True Meaning of Christmas...Subscribe To MAD
    Mad Magazine
  6. 5. Statement of Ownership
  7. 6. Spy Vs. Spy Bobble Head
    International Spy Museum; Spy vs. Spy
  8. 7. Remember The True Meaning of Christmas...Buying MAD Books!
    MAD Books
  9. 8. [no title indexed]
  10. 9. The Fundalini Pages
    The Fundalini Pages; Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds; Melvin & Jenkins; LeLievre And Let LeLievre; The Godfrey Report; Worst-Selling 2010 Calendars; The Cover We Didn't Use; The Ryan's Den; Medical Myths You Just Shouldn't Believe; The Cougar;
  11. 10. Ice Cream Truckers
    A Mad Ad Parody
  12. 11. The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2009
    Mad Fold-In
  13. 12. The Sergio Aragones 2010 Calendar
  14. 13. Monroe And...The Job
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  15. 14. Planet Tad!!!!!
    In Blog We Trust Dept.
  16. 15. Spy Vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  17. 16. Board Game-Based Movies We'll Soon Be Seeing
    Dice, Cameras, Action! Dept.
  18. 17. A MAD Look At The Great Recession
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  19. 18. The MAD Stimulus Package Has Arrived!
    MAD Books
  20. 19. The MAD Vault 1988
    The Articles Formerly Known As Reprints Dept.
  21. 20. What The Heck Is The Difference?
    Observation Dreck Dept.
  22. 21. Prepare For An All-Out Brawl
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Smash-Up
  23. 22. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  24. 23. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
    The Crystal Bearers
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Hunter Johnson
  • Donald Dale Milne
  • Mike Nielsen
  • Jim Van Dore