1000 Jokes #51

(Summer 1949)

Which Painting Do You Like? (Table of Contents: 1)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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...All right, now stop crying and tell mother where...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I'm in great shape for today's game.

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

baseball

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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Here's a fur coat.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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?

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?

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?

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Passengers will please fasten their safety belts.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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I didn't put any stamps on the letters.

Genre

humor; children

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Prepare yourself for a shock, young man.

Genre

humor; children

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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All I can tell you is, you pay fifty cents, walk up...

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humor

Winter Summer (Table of Contents: 9)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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humor

The Trial of Milton the Filcher (Table of Contents: 10)

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?

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? [as Doty] (signed)

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? [as Doty] (signed)

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humor

My Highway Enemies (Table of Contents: 11)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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We've got a small walk-on part that you could handle...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

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So you got someone who would move us cheap, did you?

Genre

humor; domestic

[Flutist Uses Side Mirror] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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humor

Synopsis

A flutist uses a side mirror to read the music on his instrument.

[Salesman Demonstrations] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

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Sid Gordin (signed as Sivic)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife lets other salesman provide demonstrations but not the one selling romance magazines.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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She crossed her legs just a little too high!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Jaro Fabry (signed as Jaro Fabry)

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Jaro Fabry (signed as Jaro Fabry)

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Jaro Fabry (signed as Jaro Fabry)

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I had a wonderful time last night - and this morning...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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I've left John for good this time, mother.

Genre

humor; domestic

[Pursued Criminal] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Jack Tyrrell (signed as Jack Tyrrell)

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Jack Tyrrell (signed as Jack Tyrrell)

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Jack Tyrrell (signed as Jack Tyrrell)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A burglar robs a jewelry store. The owner seems to give chase but is actually running to his insurance office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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Tom Hudson (signed as Tom Hudson)

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What's the matter, can't you read?

Genre

humor

Misery Loves Company (Table of Contents: 21)

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Ralph Stein (credited, signed)

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Ralph Stein (credited, signed)

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Ralph Stein (credited, signed)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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? [as Pearson] (signed)

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? [as Pearson] (signed)

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? [as Pearson] (signed)

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That part that drives me crazy is that he always has...

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humor

[Black Cat Passes in Front of Wreath] (Table of Contents: 23)

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George La Mendola (signed as La Mendola)

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George La Mendola (signed as La Mendola)

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George La Mendola (signed as La Mendola)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A black cat passes in front of a good luck wreath.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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Now, smile.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Michael Berry (signed as Berry)

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Michael Berry (signed as Berry)

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Michael Berry (signed as Berry)

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...922 - what's yours?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sleepwalking man and woman exchange room numbers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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If you don't like it, don't eat it!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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I hear that Bing Crosby has some stock in this club.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Baseball players being funded by Bing Crosby have adopted his manner of dress.

Keywords

baseball

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Ed Nofziger (signed as Ed Nofziger)

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Ed Nofziger (signed as Ed Nofziger)

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Ed Nofziger (signed as Ed Nofziger)

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No, you cannot play piccolo... you gotta learn to trumpet.

Genre

humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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Hank Ketcham (signed)

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We'll drop Kathleen off next.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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I told you to be careful getting off that chair.

Genre

humor

[Train Engineers Flip Coin] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Dan Valuskus (signed)

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Dan Valuskus (signed)

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Dan Valuskus (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two trains meet on a single line of track. The engineers flip a coin to decide which engine will proceed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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? [as G.] (signed)

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? [as G.] (signed)

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? [as G.] (signed)

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Could you have dinner with me after the show?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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I was almost late for work today.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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He talked me out of publishing my diary

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman received a huge cash payout to prevent her from publishing her diary.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Michael Berry (signed as Miguel Berry)

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Michael Berry (signed as Miguel Berry)

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Michael Berry (signed as Miguel Berry)

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Isn't this the hour they're supposed to be taking a siesta?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Mexican men ogle two women instead of taking their siesta.

Keywords

Mexico

Indexer Notes

Signed 'Miguel Berry' as a play on Michael Berry's name.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Joey Oakes (signed as J. Oakes)

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Joey Oakes (signed as J. Oakes)

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I hope my taking up your evenings isn't interfering...

Genre

humor

[Soapboxer at Psychiatrist's] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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humor

Synopsis

A psychiatrist's patient stands on a soapbox to describe his problems.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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...Of course, nowadays, they get much more money...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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Oh, never mind!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Don't you think this one's a little low in front?

Genre

humor

What Is the Depth of Your Brow? (Table of Contents: 41)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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You'll take good care of it, won't you?

Genre

humor; domestic

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Monroe Leung (signed as Leung)

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Monroe Leung (signed as Leung)

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Observation tower, please.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Extra! Dick Tracy cornered by gun fiend!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A newsboy markets the newspaper funnies section to passing children.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Suppose it's three o'clock in the morning - you can't...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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He's been a little angel all evening... you owe me $2.20...

Genre

humor; domestic

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

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Ralph Newman (signed as Ralph Newman)

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Ralph Newman (signed as Ralph Newman)

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Ralph Newman (signed as Ralph Newman)

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But my regular hat is in the cleaner's.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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David Pascal (signed as David Pascal)

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We're from downstairs.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)

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Norman Hoifjeld (signed as Hoifjeld)

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Picked up a real nice buy in a suit today.

Genre

humor

[Woman Lights Cigarette on Money] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Men offers their lighters for a woman's cigarette but she prefers the man who offers a lit bill of money.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Fred Lundy (signed as Fred Lundy)

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Fred Lundy (signed as Fred Lundy)

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Fred Lundy (signed as Fred Lundy)

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Meow.

Genre

humor