1000 Jokes #67

(Summer 1953)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Er - lady - anything you'd like to know?

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humor

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Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin)

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Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin)

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Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin)

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Muscle bound!

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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Darling, I've decided not to leave you after all.

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humor

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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No, I didn't have an accident!

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humor; domestic

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Salo (signed as Salo)

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Well, all right, you can stay - but quiet down!

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humor

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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? [as Goldstein] (signed)

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I had a devil of a time finding you.

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humor

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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...With handkerchief her twisting helplessly stood...

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humor

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Keep your hat on.

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humor; domestic

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Dad, this is Scat - he's the very most.

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humor

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Let him go - wait'll he discovers that's my lunch.

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humor

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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If you really loved me, Andrew, you would turn that meter off.

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humor

It's Durante by a Nose (Table of Contents: 12)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

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Irving Roir (signed); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Irving Roir (signed); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Irving Roir (signed); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Five silent cartoons.

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Irving Roir (signed as Irving Roir)

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Finders, keepers!

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humor

Dressing for Dinner (Table of Contents: 15)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife dresses up for dinner but her husband puts on dirty clothes.

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Put it right here, Al boy!

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humor; sports

Keywords

golf

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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I get sick of seeing those sarong pictures!

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Mind if I don't do the dishes tonight, dear...

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humor

Cinema Selections (Table of Contents: 19)

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?

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? (photographs)

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humor

Coo-Coo Crosswords (Table of Contents: 20)

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Al Steen (credited)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker)

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Sure I'm getting bigger - so are you.

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humor; children

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George Crenshaw (signed as George Crenshaw)

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George Crenshaw (signed as George Crenshaw)

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George Crenshaw (signed as George Crenshaw)

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It's a beautiful gown, but my heart just isn't in it.

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humor

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Boy, pop, you can't beat this picture for excitement!

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humor; children

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That's a Woman for You / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Salo (signed as Salo); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus); ?

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Salo (signed as Salo); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus); ?

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine); Salo (signed as Salo); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus); ?

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Do you have to stand right in front of the mirror...

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humor

Indexer Notes

5 cartoons.

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Critic!

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humor

[Man Leaves Bath to Sign for Telegram] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Synopsis

A man left his bath to receive a telegram. The messenger holds his towel up while he signs for it.

People in the News (Table of Contents: 27)

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?

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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It isn't that I don't love you, Harry, but mother thinks...

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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He can't actually talk, but he's good for laughs if you...

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humor

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Vive le Sport / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi)

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On Watkins! The old spirit!

Genre

humor; sports

Indexer Notes

5 cartoons.

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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...And then, to make a long story short, she asked me...

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humor

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Larry Harris (signed as Larry Harris)

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Larry Harris (signed as Larry Harris)

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...Three pork chops, two pounds of ground beef...

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humor

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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And what, sir, makes you think I'm not ready for the...

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humor; domestic

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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What did I misspell now, Mr. Hutchinson?

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humor

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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In this outfit, they don't refer to me as the housemother!

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humor; military

[Slot Machine Taxi] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Fred Lyman (signed)

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Fred Lyman (signed)

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Fred Lyman (signed)

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humor

Synopsis

A taxi cab has a slot machine instead of a meter.

Tough Final (Table of Contents: 37)

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? [as Orton] (signed)

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? [as Orton] (signed)

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? [as Orton] (signed)

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humor

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A student tries to find answers to his test by staring at other students' papers.

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? [as Mullane] (signed)

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? [as Mullane] (signed)

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So I sez, 'look stupid, yah can't flank me...'

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humor; military

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker)

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Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker)

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Miss Dill! Recess is over!

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humor; children

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Thank goodness you're all right, miss...

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humor

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Edison made a fortune.

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humor

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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...'John, oh, John!' I sobbed, hurling myself against the...

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humor

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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? [as Lauren] (signed)

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Can I be of any assistance?

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humor

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Louis Priscilla)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Louis Priscilla)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Louis Priscilla)

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How would you like to have a maid of your own, Olga?

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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If there is a burglar downstairs, he won't get in here...

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humor; domestic

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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Those were done in the days when he was too poor...

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humor

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Wesley Thompson (signed as Wesley Thompson)

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Wesley Thompson (signed as Wesley Thompson)

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Wesley Thompson (signed as Wesley Thompson)

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Sure I'll go if they draft me again... Mexico probably!

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humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Hello. You say you want to talk to Mrs. Glen, next door...

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Marcus)

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His wife passed her driving test.

Genre

humor

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Robert Kraus (signed as Kraus)

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Anybody know any cowboy songs?

Genre

humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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You're already one minute and thirty-two seconds late...

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humor

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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As a matter of fact I don't care for kissing, Marjorie...

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humor

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Clyde Lamb

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Clyde Lamb

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Clyde Lamb

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Could you direct me back to Route 44?

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humor

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Henry Boltinoff)

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It's just a dummy I had made.

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humor

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? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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? [as Macdonald] (signed)

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Perkins, see who's at the door?

Genre

humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Don't take it so hard, sergeant.

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humor; military